JEPPIAR-2 : An Extension of a great Person

This smart edition’s main aim is to rectify the blunder done in
the last poooooost.The additional purpose is to emphasis the
listening capacity of the author in the class room.

We guys -5th year oops semester engg students have a subject called Principles of Management( POM…..POM…).Initially a superb sir handled the subject and all of us use to be attentive in that period alone. Then the department changed the staff and appointed “ Soundarapandiya muthaliyar” a great person.. He attracted us much more and we started to listen the class more keen.. The pearls shed by the great man are a lot And here I present the heap I listened in one period..

Ego systems = Eco system
Dener = dinner
Kaleges = colleagues
Divided = divided
Prassesing = processing
Should meant = no equivalents
Banging = banking
Slats = slots
Softwhere = software
Pecialisation = specialization
Exam bell = example
Salend = salient
Plasses = places
Messssure= measure
Belang = belong
Inity = unity
I am already told = no equi.

Special:
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PS: These words and phrases and deciphered by a committee of English professors and the probable equivalent words are written as per the committee’s recommendations..
Author is not responsible for any wrong decoding J

A New Saga – 10a


How ladies take care or how ladies make their appearance when they attend a function, traditional or extra……….?

1. Facial:

All lands and pits are somewhat leveled and made into a plain surface by this technique. This is achieved by the application of a special layer of 1-1.25 inches thickness [approximately] comprising of lactocalamel like solutions, fair and lovely like creams and rose powder like mixtures. This is also called as plateau leveling.

2. Hair dress:

According to you know who’s father, this latest style may be witnessed in very dry areas of India and Somalia, where non-availability of water affects the life. This SEMBATTAI hair is obtained by coloring. This is forest leveling.

* 3.Threading: [Performed by experts, don’t try this at home]

This is a tedious process previously used by some terrorist groups.Most of the hair follicles of eyebrow are removed , leaving behind meagre amount , just for not to be accused . ( Terrorists remove their eyebrow to hide their identity).

4. Trimming:

The extra large hair follicles are subsided in this process, not to mention this in detail. In short, Veerapandia kattabomman girl is transformed into a madhavan or maddy girl.
This is Grassland leveling.

5. Dressing:

This is really a nice process by which they are encouraging the different talents in designing (sarees) and cutting edge technology (blouse). Most of the color selection and design are the cause for NEWS such as sudden death of 2 cows, loss of sight for 3 dogs and a 70 year old man. Reasons are still puzzling.

6. Accessories:

Usually this section helps ICCI bank’s business in the form of credit and debit cards and contributes a lot to the gold mine workers of South Africa.

7. Lip stick – Nail polish – Bindi:

This triplet combination is more powerful than 3-Tamil combination.

Lip stick might sometime contribute to the previous dog, cow news. [Rarely seductive].

Nail polish , eventually creates the movements of hands like a mirudhanga vidhvan for better exposure.

Bindi, difficult to find or feel its presence in most cases.
Note: All 3 are in same color mostly.

8. Slip-per:

Usually it will be some feet above the sea level. Basic idea behind this is to use them for seating arrangement (stool) in crowded, seat devoid situations. Rapidly developing as a lethal weapon with sharp knife heels.

9. Verification and confirmation:

Usually the one which (who) is married to or born with the lady are used in this section (first male appearance, wow). Feedbacks are not generally considered.

10. Muttham (Kiss):

Final stage, where the mirror image shows a sigh of relief, gets a (ich) kiss floated towards it, even implanted on it directly making the particular area lose its reflecting capacity.

In spite of all the teasing, most of the gents are proud to be used in verification (they too might get an ich sporadically) and want to become the mirror to get that beautiful one. Gents LUV them, Protect them, bcoz they are always PRECIOUS (even with flaws).

MY FIRST LOVE

I fell in love when i was 12 . That too in the crowd of famous Ranganathan street (T.Nagar) . I was in front of the jeyachandran stores . I saw her at a glance . She is a composite culture of beauty mixtures . I could n’t believe my eyes . Such a beauty ,wow!! Then i went to a cool drinks shop and sipped a drink with my heart roaming around her and my eyes roaming around the street in search of that eternal beauty . Then i realised my situation . It is T.nagar Ranganathan st. I was amidst a wave of human crowd and cacaphony . Then we (me , my parents) went to a jewellery . They purchased (of course saw) rings and ear studs . I stood still beside them. To my surprise she stood there too . Oh what a lucky person I am (was) ! I starred at her . She too starred me . There was no one to say ” stop starring ” . But she often turned towards two people , a man and his lady . They probably might be her guardians . She gave me a sign that why i starred at her . Then we ( me , my parents) came out of that jewellery . I could not prevent my parents . She too felt bad and I realised it. Then that afternoon , we went to a hotel . I could n’t eat properly . I could n’t expect her in the hotel because (wait) .Then we went to the biggest shopping complex. We were purchasing . This section is of my interest and I selected general commodities and garments .In garments section a man stood beside me . He smiled at me . I could n’t recognize him immmediately . Ya I got it .He was the one who came with her (excellency) . I asked that man abt her . He told that she was in the ladies sectionand can come at any time . So i prepared myself to meet her .She came there after few minutes . Then the man introduced me to her . She shook her hand with me. I felt the elixure through the touch . My parents were there .They were seeing this event . Then the man told that they were to leave then . I could n’t control myself .Tears peered off my eyes . I kissed her in the chin . My parents didn’t like that .So they pulled me off . She too shed tears and refusedto leave me . Finally the man pulled her neck with the rope in his hand . She finally gave a bark as sign of sadness . Such a sad end to my first love and it is my love forever .

My best commitment

Oh dear you are my first suicide attempt
And I often think which made me so tempt .
Then I connected to inward heart , comport
But my system faced a serious error report.

As a s/w engineer I never worry about warning
But why I try to speak with you every morning.
You are a red signal on my traffic less road ,
That is the thing which is trying to make me a mad.

I use to wander here and there becoz of you
But why I can’t realize you are a flu.
Then only I realized that I am a warrior at my best
And I need all time after battle a rest.

When sunsets , I stop my zeal
To make my love itself reveal.
I described you as my 1st suicide attempt,
But you are my life’s best commitment.