I saw this article featured in yahoo home page. It was like awwww… It was funny and i loved it, but finally i asked myself after seeing the comments, is this article really needed ?

http://idiva.com/news-entertainment/top-10-rajnikanth-jokes/2455

Top 10 Rajnikanth jokes, is it really entertaining ? Is it really meaningful to tease a person who is loved like anything by millions ? Why people are doing this ? I dont like God, everyone proving its just an idea and not reality, but still we are not writing abt His Holiness anywhere in the wrong sense, because its belief and love of millions and billions. Feelings of a community is important to be considered before any article. Actually, i didnt want to segregate people based on community and stuff, but we should not lead to this talks.

So its always safe t play safe and dont meddle with some people’s interest Yahoo its not your way either i guess. so be nice to ppl of India and dont play stupid drty regional politics in the mainland

Its always been a wonderful part, being in relation with a celebrity. Its also wonderful, thinking in being in relation with a celebrity Thats what happen in my life often… Here it goes…

When I watched for the first time, “Fifty First Dates”. I fell for her (Drew!!!). First time is always the best. She was awesome, ofcourse, she is awesome and she will be awesome. Her smile, her chubby structure (Indians fall for this / especially Madras), attracted me like anything. I watched almost all her movies, and rediscovered my crush for her in every other movie. When i saw her in Duplex, singing her souls in Music and Lyrics, i thought i would be with her in dreams happily “Ever After”. Until i got a mail with an attachment containing a zip file.

I unzipped, just the file and i found a beautiful smiling gal. My heart said, “She is the one”. After sometime, i came to know her name is Swathi and she is the one who acted in movie “Subramaniyapuram”. I fell for her vampire tooth (our common feature) and gracious beauty. After completing my college i was simply sitting in home, jobless for few months. Daily routine would be after getting up, i sit in front of ma system and run the slide show of Swathis pictures. such an impact she had on me. My mom used to scold me like anything for simply seeing those slides with ma bournvita getting cold. Even now i do the slide show stuff once in a while.

I had a little crush for Shakira, when i saw “My hips dont lie” for the first time with ma friends. Even now in ‘Waka Waka’ she is matured, gorgeous and glowing more Whateee woman boss !!!

Before Olympics, i never followed Badminton much. People were talking about some new hopeful gal for India at Olympics at china. After seeing her at action, i was like waaaav….. she is ma celebrity. she is ma gal. She is ma love!!!! Saina…. She is cute, simple and inspiring. Here again in CWG, Delhi, Saina rocked !!!

The list goes on , on and on… like rediscovered ma crush for Ash in Robot, fell for jenelia’s smile in her new promo photos… Whatever it is, on the end of the day, my gal would be ma celebrity !!!

Actually, we get hell lot of advices from hell lot of people.Some might advice you not to read this blog, but dont believe them Explore it…

What are all the situation, you would get advice ? During exams ?
yeah,
mom : paathu eluthu da… (write well – literal translation : see n write)
son : athan panna poren (yeah im gona do that only)
mom : stupid….

dad : shhhh…do well, all the best..
son : thank you…

granny : do well all the best…
son : (ni 5th pass panniya, en 12th exam ku all the best solra !! ellam time…) sari sari…
(did u pass 5th grade ? you are wishing me success in exams… its all my fate !!!) ok ok

We might get advice while traveling to new place / relocated / job…

friends : macha, be careful with figures da, correct one atleast at this point of life……
Me : hmmmm… not in 23 years… do you think its gona happen now !!!

sudar : hey, remember, the gal should be elder than you.. then only it ll be cool

father : be careful while crossing roads…
son : (ayyo…. intha aalu niruthavae maatara ??? wont this man stop ???) ok ok…

We might get advice in many such things…
Here is a scene.

What advice you might get, when you try to meet a gal whom you are really interested in !!!!

Happened to me.. I was surrounded by some weird sensed ppl of course they are ma friends.. I was about to meet a gal. I sort of like her so much (for no reason ofcourse ). They started pouring in advice.

Advice 1 : macha, please dont go there without any reason and dont be very obvious.

Advice 2 : You have to be somewhat obvious then how would she get to know, you are interested in her ?

Advice 3 : macha, this tee-shirt is yuck. change to your favorite aviator tee da…
(my mind voice : hmmm. do i look good in this ? i dont think so !!!)

Advice 4 : after face wash, please apply some cream… its so dry da… u didnt shave properly today ? poda fool…

Advice 5 : Macha, its from proven survey, axe chocolate sucks. throw it away and use polo… we are americans now dude

Advice 6 : did u brush now ?
me : yeah in the morning (11 am) and its just 5 in evening…
Advice 6 : you are really stupid da… go n brush again… after that take these chewing gum….

Advice 7 : Your hair style sucks…
me : dai, i have only very few remaining da… what to do with these da…?
Advice 7 : comb it properly, i ll undo it… you ll be like YOOO….

Advice 8 : Dont wear your specs… That would spoil ur personality… ( i have not hear from anyone like me having personality !!!)
Thanks to this advice, even when she was sitting just in front of me, she was blur… bloody adviser 8…

Advice 9 : Not your Nike, use ma woodlands… It ll be rough and gentle at the same time ( is it so ???)

Advice 10 : dont try to impress too much… i know u suck at it… but do some talkings and try ur level best… All the best macha…

After all these advices, can you guess what happened ?
yeah, nothing I suck at it BIG time !!!

Waav… it’s my 3rd post in a very short time span… What’s this Y factor ? If you guessed it as questioning nature, that would be next post, who knows ? Ok, here we shall chit chat about the Y chromosomes and its effects…

This is definitely a non-male chauvinistic post Infact i might ridicule certain things of these Y chromosomes. What these guys normally do ? why they do these stuff ? what they really think about it ? (they includes ‘me’) Here it goes… What this Y factor does…

Y factor 1 : Guys think about ‘Nothing’.
This one, I realized after watching a video. We can think about ‘Nothing’ ? Yeah, its true. We do think about nothing and do nothing. This is like having two unlimited meals. Buts its real. Please check for the ‘Nothing Box’ inside your brain, specially designed to think about nothing.

Y factor 2 : Try to make fun/ crack jokes in front of a gal/ gals
This one is very common. Every one would have witnessed this. This happens at the cost of other guy That poor soul… Recently i have been to a birthday party and everyone targeted one guy and gals were (2 of them) laughing laughing all around. In some cases, gals do encourage these stuff by over laughing for some stupid blunt (mokka) jokes…

Y factor 3 : Boasting… a lot…
Can anyone say that their father is not a hero during their childhood ? Daddy would always top his office, center of attraction in locality, leader of his school day friends gang, college gang, everything… Believe me, Nothing is true… Because guys boast, boast, boast a lot…

Y factor 4 : Hiding sensitiveness
Guys are way more sensitive and emotional than girls, but they mostly are afraid to show it off. They hide it and they think thats the apt move. ( In a movie, Thanga Pathakkam – Shivaji would react on hearing the news of his wife’s death, i guess : same thing happens with all guys. They feel it but wont react)

Y factor 5 : Try to tease gals
Actually its sort of fun for guys to make fun of the gals. They may be their friends, relatives, neighbors, even passers by. The main focus would be on make-up (Indian gals), hair style and so on.

For Example : Gals lack sense of direction and sense of humor : this is what my Y guy keeps telling.

Y factor 6 : Possessive to the peak
Usually people would say, gals are too possessive, but it may not be true in all cases. Guys might be worse. They think themselves as kings and gals as their possession. That may happen due to extreme love, but still bla bla…

They might not even introduce their gal friend to many of their friends (Desi)… This happened to many of ma friends that includes ma ex-colleague (Ma**u)…

Y factor 7 : Afraid to be seen as a romantic (Not applicable to all Ys)
Guys want to be known as unromantic persons to the outsiders. They would definitely be hell lot romantics towards their ladies, but when asked to talk, they would try to showcase as unromantics. “No man, she asked me to come early to watch a movie, but im not going man, its boring”… But he would have watched, “sleepless in Seattle” more than 100 times with her…

Y factor 8 : Careless after Commitment
Before getting into a relation, they would act like most responsible, most romantic, most…. guys in the whole world. Once they got an ‘Yes’, everything changes with time… No flowers, no gifts, no jiggly-wiggly talks, …. I think actually im losing track of post

So its a full stop.

ps: another Y factor : Guys stop things abruptly. May not complete everything at first and add things later, like ‘ps’ in a blog post

Its our nature not to notice really awesome, beautiful things passing us and thinking abt some stupid thing that happened hours back, even in some cases, it would be days back. This is just a post to point that particular point and some usual bla…bla…

So, look how i am ignoring things that are happening to me in one day

Here it started… Some gal called Sushma Banerjee, (distant relative of Mamtha Banerjee), at UIC , MIS was born some 2X years ago in WB, IND. Guys were trying to impress her inspite of the fact that she is married and decided to throw a surprise party for her birthday. In order to cultivate good ties between the departments of Computer Science and MIS, i decided to attend the party. Guys promised me to give intro of some awesome gals in the party. And it has nothing to do with me going to party. As i said before, i went only for Ties b/w the departments. Banerjee lives in some awesome house, Duplex guys Appreciated her house keeping efforts and ice creams and I waited for the remaining gals to arrive. Then came the shock, No Gals coming to the party.. WTF…. I was …. cha… There started my bad day at banerjee’s bday….

Ma roomie’s / friend’s bday on next day, i mean same night. His friend /GF brought a cake, that saved us around $12 People gathered and it was nice party. chocolate cake, coke, birthday bums, waaav… remembered those awesome days.. But suddenly realized, i was deeply disappointed by the gals…. Oopsi, not even a single gal turned up for the party, ofcourse sankari was there, but i have met her already… I expected some new …oh no…

Then called akka and had a nice chat. She is doing well and i felt so so happy about it. Soon ma niece is gona rock the world… Suddenly i noticed some assignments were there on the algorithms website and i was blank Banerjee!!!you you you…. I tried to do the assignment, but u know, nothing good happens after 2 AM… (source : How i met your mother) So i hit the sack…

Morning i had a sweet sweet dream (secret) and woke up with full of energy and happiness. Oops again this assignment thought… crap man. I went to do it, but its time to class and missed bus and reached class… aaaahhhh. Everyone except me did the assignment. I was not enjoying the class at all. My SP (Algos professor) is talking (taking class) and im not seeing at her with a sense of content and bliss, which i would do usually…

Later i spoke with her, bla bla, left at work place, bla bla… she was looking at me
SP : what ? I was just looking at you, i was not listening to you…
Me : It happens to me often
SP : What ?
Me : bla – bla – left papers at office, bla bla….

Finally i told her i see her I was so happy that she excused me, but filled with worries abt office, have to fix Alicia’s system, set up bills printer, update the website, work on migration to .NET, design a DB using MySql, bla bla bla…

In the mean time i got a call from sriram about his GA. He got a job man. I was like so so so happy at the very moment. But again i started to think about the ppl who stabbed us. am i mad ???
come on sriram got a job and he is relaxed now. so am i

When i looked into my screen, i fixed a bug in software, all systems are connecting to the server now (that were not connected for past 2 years), all printers are working, my DB design is ready.

alicia : Jefrri, im connecting to server, all bugs are fixed, thanks to raja…. hurrayyy
Jeffri : Raja. yaeeee. you make people happy
me : Thanks

Oops, i have to catch the bus, do the laundry. prepare food for night, do the assignment, write the blog….

shebba…. we never enjoy the day

Infact i enjoyed it like anything. I was just imagining me being so mean and stupid
Its a wonderful day

Its a wonderful life !!!

ps : names changed from originals… i use o follow this naing convention. But i was not using it for this post. Later upon the advice of ma friend, i changed them…

மாநிறம், மெல்லிடை, மின்னல் பார்வை,
அதீத உணர்ச்சி, அனிச்சை அசைவுகள்

என் மீசைக்கு சிலிர்ப்பூட்டும் சிற்றிறகு நீ…
பெண்ணுக்கும் சிறு மீசை அழகு… உணர்த்தினாய் நீ…

நான் செல்லும் இடத்தில் எல்லாம் நீ…
நான் உன்னை தொடர்கிறேனா ? தெரியவில்லை…

துருதுருவென நீ செல்வதும்,
சட்டென்று நின்று என்னை பார்ப்பதுவும்,

என் ரத்தத்தில் மின்னலை கலக்கும் reactions
இது சற்று மிகை, ஏனென்று உனக்கு தெரியுமல்லவா ???

எனக்கு ரத்தம் இல்லாமல் இருக்கலாம்,
என் ஒவ்வொருயிர்த் துளியும் நீ தான்…

அணு குண்டு கூட பிரிக்க முடியாத நம் காதலை
இந்த மனிதர்கள் மிதித்தே புதைக்கிறார்கள்…

சரிவர காதலும் செய்வதில்லை, சரிவர காதல் செய்தால்,
வாழ விடுவதும் இல்லை…

– dedicated to கரப்பான் பூச்சிகள் காதல் முன்னேற்ற சங்கம் (தலைவர் : batty)

Its been a long time since i posted in the blog i guess. I wrote something from the airport of Abu Dhabi though This blog post is about my experience in America for a month.

* Its like a tradition to blog about the experience in foreign land, just to showcase that we are in some beautiful, litter free, nature bounded, foreign land My precursors did that (babbu, preethika), so i am also doing the same

* The taxi fares are damn high. Fast Tracks at Chennai were damn cheaper. I use to get tensed seeing the meter ticking in rupees, but here in dollars, i was like , oh mommy… im gona throw u in a deep debt

* Food was okish at seniors place where i stayed for first few days, rather two weeks Seniors reached peak of their cooking expertise in the second week and i daily had some descent desi food

* Hotels start with a dish of $5 and its like multiplying with 50… ooooo…I was not happy about my decision (still confused) to land at US and do masters and stuff. Because for the first two weeks, i was like completely down in confidence due to non availability of jobs on campus. Here we have to go to each and every department and ask for job (Assistantship). I was so humiliated to do so. All Indian students would print some 30 resumes per day and take it in a bag and give them at all offices. Som offices would have sign boards, (Dont Disturb, We call Police)

* Referrals play a significant role here. So the SSN college guys were having an edge over everyone else (that comes around 4-5 ppl). Its an SSN branch at Chicago to be fair. Finally i cleared an interview with credits only to me, i was sitting in front of an interview panel. After few hours, im declared as the new Research Assistant of the department. I was like ufffffffff. Relaxed relaxed relaxed…

* After these Assistantship waves, Avani Avittam came. I was like totally blank about the procedures and Shankar brother(annan, mani, annan!) came to ma rescue. He helped me in carrying out the rituals and wicked ram prepared some awesome vada and payasam.

* After getting offer letter from department regarding fee waiver and stipend, i was relaxed and started to worry about the courses, which was my primary concern while applying algos prof is damn hot and im really having no idea what was going on for the last three classes. She is fuming hot

* Further updates abt ma Americas stay will be in future posts. Already guys are planning to go to Florida in December so, Bhuvana, meet u in Florida soon