Its our nature not to notice really awesome, beautiful things passing us and thinking abt some stupid thing that happened hours back, even in some cases, it would be days back. This is just a post to point that particular point and some usual bla…bla…

So, look how i am ignoring things that are happening to me in one day

Here it started… Some gal called Sushma Banerjee, (distant relative of Mamtha Banerjee), at UIC , MIS was born some 2X years ago in WB, IND. Guys were trying to impress her inspite of the fact that she is married and decided to throw a surprise party for her birthday. In order to cultivate good ties between the departments of Computer Science and MIS, i decided to attend the party. Guys promised me to give intro of some awesome gals in the party. And it has nothing to do with me going to party. As i said before, i went only for Ties b/w the departments. Banerjee lives in some awesome house, Duplex guys Appreciated her house keeping efforts and ice creams and I waited for the remaining gals to arrive. Then came the shock, No Gals coming to the party.. WTF…. I was …. cha… There started my bad day at banerjee’s bday….

Ma roomie’s / friend’s bday on next day, i mean same night. His friend /GF brought a cake, that saved us around $12 People gathered and it was nice party. chocolate cake, coke, birthday bums, waaav… remembered those awesome days.. But suddenly realized, i was deeply disappointed by the gals…. Oopsi, not even a single gal turned up for the party, ofcourse sankari was there, but i have met her already… I expected some new …oh no…

Then called akka and had a nice chat. She is doing well and i felt so so happy about it. Soon ma niece is gona rock the world… Suddenly i noticed some assignments were there on the algorithms website and i was blank Banerjee!!!you you you…. I tried to do the assignment, but u know, nothing good happens after 2 AM… (source : How i met your mother) So i hit the sack…

Morning i had a sweet sweet dream (secret) and woke up with full of energy and happiness. Oops again this assignment thought… crap man. I went to do it, but its time to class and missed bus and reached class… aaaahhhh. Everyone except me did the assignment. I was not enjoying the class at all. My SP (Algos professor) is talking (taking class) and im not seeing at her with a sense of content and bliss, which i would do usually…

Later i spoke with her, bla bla, left at work place, bla bla… she was looking at me
SP : what ? I was just looking at you, i was not listening to you…
Me : It happens to me often
SP : What ?
Me : bla – bla – left papers at office, bla bla….

Finally i told her i see her I was so happy that she excused me, but filled with worries abt office, have to fix Alicia’s system, set up bills printer, update the website, work on migration to .NET, design a DB using MySql, bla bla bla…

In the mean time i got a call from sriram about his GA. He got a job man. I was like so so so happy at the very moment. But again i started to think about the ppl who stabbed us. am i mad ???
come on sriram got a job and he is relaxed now. so am i

When i looked into my screen, i fixed a bug in software, all systems are connecting to the server now (that were not connected for past 2 years), all printers are working, my DB design is ready.

alicia : Jefrri, im connecting to server, all bugs are fixed, thanks to raja…. hurrayyy
Jeffri : Raja. yaeeee. you make people happy
me : Thanks

Oops, i have to catch the bus, do the laundry. prepare food for night, do the assignment, write the blog….

shebba…. we never enjoy the day

Infact i enjoyed it like anything. I was just imagining me being so mean and stupid
Its a wonderful day

Its a wonderful life !!!

ps : names changed from originals… i use o follow this naing convention. But i was not using it for this post. Later upon the advice of ma friend, i changed them…

Just a day travel around many hot spots in Chennai these
tags covered me much … Difference is a major part in the
advertising field …so here are some tags…

1. Beauty parlor : Don’t whistle at the girls coming
out of our Parlor. She may be your Grand mother.

2. A signal at a turn : Stop here or you will go ^ -CCTP.

You might have seen at the back of many autos..
“Ankala parameshwari thunai” “Kannathal thunai” ,
“body guard muniswarar thunai” etc.. But a new one I saw

3. Auto back side : Podhumakkal thunai
( People are for me to Support).

4. NIIT : Come in as pup.. go out as hot dogs..

5. Hutch : In every Indian’s breathe.. Though you
may have airtel or aircel but you sneeze as Hutch.

6. Kohinoor condoms : Inspire every one.. oops! Your’s one.

7. Macrennet : Even nuts like our nuts.. about you ?

8. Eicher (trucks and buses) : Hitch Eichers guide to
the Galaxy and even to roads..

9. SSN institutions : We say S when you(anna univ) say NO.

10.LIC : Life is subjected to risk so as our policies..

11.Spic : We make you lick even Gas..

12.Tamil Nadu Pollution ctrl board : We control even your CO2 ..

13.Intellectual Property India : If you are intellect you can own any
One’s property..

14.Sadan clinic : Test your testis..

15.DMDK (Vijayakanth’s party) : We replace calling bells by DRUMS..
You hit it we will be at your service.

This smart edition’s main aim is to rectify the blunder done in
the last poooooost.The additional purpose is to emphasis the
listening capacity of the author in the class room.

PS: These words and phrases and deciphered by a committee of English professors and the probable equivalent words are written as per the committee’s recommendations..
Author is not responsible for any wrong decoding J

Old history book: oops geography book oh some book:
The great solar system consists of nine planets. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter , Saturn , Uranus, Neptune , Pluto with sun at the centre.

New book:
There are only 8 planets. Now Pluto is disqualified by “Solar system selection committee” , the so called International Astronomers society. They fixed up some standards and introduced a new entity called sedan into the solar system.
The solar system expanded before a year and now it is shrunken. So the BIG BANG theory is proved. In few years our own Earth would be in a danger of being outside the solar system. So we would be in a new system called lunatics system.

This week in our college our cse department decided to collect all mini projects abstract and the scenario is full of fun…………..

Charity begins at home. Like wise explanation begins from the author’s project.

Serial transmission of water oops sorry data…

We thought for hours together (2 hours) and finally came up with data diffusion thru water.

Depiction:

First the data must be typed in a paper. Take the typed data. Fold it and make a square piece. Now its half ready. Now fold it four times to make Small Square. Then take some practice and finish a ship. Now the data is made to transmit via water to other side.

Ps: if it written using ink pen it may result in data loss.

Project crew: Raja (me), Dhadi, Ramanujam

Automatic CD drive eject: (aye just cd eject man)

The cd drive must be ejected before loading a cd in the drive. You may have noticed the cd driver in and out for every two minutes due to some virus. So this project is also a virus culture project.

The author is well known for his mega budget projects such as Landing the entire aero plane with a parachute in any case of mishaps etc.

Project head: Vijay

Lung analyzer:

This project is also called as bit project since its initiator is BIT Samba. He is telling some blah blahs about the project. He says “ This project is going to create a revolution in the world all around. A similar project was started by dean sirosredfic in 1999 but he dropped it . Now im doing it after the detailed study of matters ( new arrivals) and finished the project successfully. So nobody knows about this project and will not be knowing in the future I daresay.

Project lead: Samba Shiva (bit)

Kai kodukkum Pai (or) Kanchi thotti

This project is again for disabled and this will be a great contribution to the society. As on the request of the project head the project details are not revealed . this project will rock the entire gents community for sure.

Project sole proprietor: Boopathi

I have witnessed two kinds of girls in my life….
1) Those who scream when we look them.
2) Those who remain in silence.
Then I met a third kind…
I looked her eyes …they were Clear , defined , without wavering … She looked at me.She is (was) irresistibly good looking.. She smiled at me when I looked her..

I met few of the third kind and my venustragraphy starts here..

Many of my present college friends use to tease me that Im too much attracted towards girls , even with lousy fucking songi girls. But my teen started with the venture of a Diva name senthamilkulali(name changed) ..[summa solla koodathu super setu figuru].She was beautiful, very much straight forward and bold enough. She had a very long hair(not now probably).
I used to follow her every day up to my home since it is in the same street. One day suddenly she complained to her father that a “poruki” is following her and that poor guy turned out
to be “Raja” me…Then I never used that direction in my home town.. [thunda kanum thuniya kanum]..

Then a serious romance sprouted between yuva (me) and a damsel (nandhini(name not changed)). Nandhini and me met in a tution centre .We had same taste in enjoying life. After
a deep romance I decided to propose her and did it ..then a thunder stroked me.. In a temple we met that day and she began to weep .. oh God what to do ? Then she showed a yellow rope pulled out from deep inside her inner robes …ayyo its thali.. Hindu’s marriage identity … Raja escape…..

Then a breeze named pooranapushkala(name changed) crossed me.. Ya , breeze will have its own impact.. so beautiful with a cherished face ..she is the daughter of one of my school teachers.. I like her very much and gazed at her passionately .. Then she (time) proved it to be unworthy..Then in college 3 seniors.. and not any of my fellow class mates since all are boys.. The 3 seniors are already 3somes ..What this handsome guy can do further.. but I will not stop and will continue to search the real me (sorry G.V.)…

We face so many problems in our day to day life from various sources in various forms. How are we solving it to have a deterministic solution ? Ya the main thing we have to do is to ignore the problem irrespective of the consequences.. Many will oppose such a solution.. So we are going to see two possible relevant solution for some problems..

Shh-a-ll we start…

1.What to do when principal is putting some mokkai and you are forced to sit in that environment?
a)Sleep simply
b)Listen if you are dejected in your life(suicide)

2.What to do when we get caught amidst a guys group of kadalai (groundnut)
and some what ok figures?
a)Just buy a ¼ kg and join the group
b)Just sight from as far as possible

3.What to do when we have nothing to do?
a)Remain as you are(vettiya)
b)Write on blog( how is it)

4.What to do when we get caught up in relatives house?
a)Just grind the eatables
b)If mama’s house then start ……. With his daughter.

5.What to do when some relatives hang around our house?
a)Just grind the eatables brought by them.
b)Just pretend to assist your mom in something..

6.What to do when we are in a theory class for hours together?
a)simple…sleep.. don’t hesitate
b)have a sound sleep (recommended)

7.What to do when a girl ask s you a lift?( two wheeler)
a)Don’t hide , just ride (just bike ya)
b)Don’t give lift if you have confidence on a better ride.

8.What to do when you get trapped in a girls toilet?(classic)
a)Just enjoy the opportunity…
b)Just shout out if you are a fruit..

9.What to do when a girl gaze at you?
a)Gaze her like rabbit on dew and not like goat on grass
b)Call her as akka if you already have one(that too better)

10.What to do after reading this blog?
a)Post your comment
b)Post your comment