Actually, we get hell lot of advices from hell lot of people.Some might advice you not to read this blog, but dont believe them Explore it…

What are all the situation, you would get advice ? During exams ?
yeah,
mom : paathu eluthu da… (write well – literal translation : see n write)
son : athan panna poren (yeah im gona do that only)
mom : stupid….

dad : shhhh…do well, all the best..
son : thank you…

granny : do well all the best…
son : (ni 5th pass panniya, en 12th exam ku all the best solra !! ellam time…) sari sari…
(did u pass 5th grade ? you are wishing me success in exams… its all my fate !!!) ok ok

We might get advice while traveling to new place / relocated / job…

friends : macha, be careful with figures da, correct one atleast at this point of life……
Me : hmmmm… not in 23 years… do you think its gona happen now !!!

sudar : hey, remember, the gal should be elder than you.. then only it ll be cool

father : be careful while crossing roads…
son : (ayyo…. intha aalu niruthavae maatara ??? wont this man stop ???) ok ok…

We might get advice in many such things…
Here is a scene.

What advice you might get, when you try to meet a gal whom you are really interested in !!!!

Happened to me.. I was surrounded by some weird sensed ppl of course they are ma friends.. I was about to meet a gal. I sort of like her so much (for no reason ofcourse ). They started pouring in advice.

Advice 1 : macha, please dont go there without any reason and dont be very obvious.

Advice 2 : You have to be somewhat obvious then how would she get to know, you are interested in her ?

Advice 3 : macha, this tee-shirt is yuck. change to your favorite aviator tee da…
(my mind voice : hmmm. do i look good in this ? i dont think so !!!)

Advice 4 : after face wash, please apply some cream… its so dry da… u didnt shave properly today ? poda fool…

Advice 5 : Macha, its from proven survey, axe chocolate sucks. throw it away and use polo… we are americans now dude

Advice 6 : did u brush now ?
me : yeah in the morning (11 am) and its just 5 in evening…
Advice 6 : you are really stupid da… go n brush again… after that take these chewing gum….

Advice 7 : Your hair style sucks…
me : dai, i have only very few remaining da… what to do with these da…?
Advice 7 : comb it properly, i ll undo it… you ll be like YOOO….

Advice 8 : Dont wear your specs… That would spoil ur personality… ( i have not hear from anyone like me having personality !!!)
Thanks to this advice, even when she was sitting just in front of me, she was blur… bloody adviser 8…

Advice 9 : Not your Nike, use ma woodlands… It ll be rough and gentle at the same time ( is it so ???)

Advice 10 : dont try to impress too much… i know u suck at it… but do some talkings and try ur level best… All the best macha…

After all these advices, can you guess what happened ?
yeah, nothing I suck at it BIG time !!!

Its a plan that was made when we were at the end of our 6th semester. Babbu initiated it and we use to plan a foreign trip every semester from then, out of which none got executed. Kuddos to Sid, we finally got our Passport stamped with foreign seal for the first time

It was a completely different experience in an alien land. We roamed to all the possible places in the city-country. We stayed in Little India which was great place for south indian food stuff. To be honest, it is the only odd man out in Singapore ( a little bit clumsy area).

Stars of the trip….

1. Trip to foreign country, got ma passport stamped
2. Had a Coffee at StarBucks
3. Saw more than ten smooches a day
4. Did Sight gals with tiniest possible shorts and thinnest possible shirts
5. Had Entire body massage by a cool, beautiful and ofcourse, sexy girl
6. Been to a show with a great host, Judy akka rocked that night show (pics below)
7. Observed the fact Chinese are more clumsy than Indians
8. Got a new friend – Arun Kumaran
9. Heard one of the best love stories in return journey
10. Stayed for 4 days in a Red Light Area (unimaginable – but truth)

Few snaps of the trip

I was very reluctant about writing this post initially. Later, i came to a conclusion, no one cares about what i write, they just want to have fun and so do i

Why i was so reluctant ? Yeah, its about some particular group of people. Its about the people of the Great Land, Andhra….infact it should be ANDHRA

When we say Andhra Paradesh, the things come to our mind ?
1. Rajashekara Reddy (Recently updated, but got top spot)
2. Chandrababu Naidu (Diminishing person)
3. Chiranjeevi (emerging)

These are all the things, that are some what hot or hottest topics we remember when we think of Andhra. These are all just timely topics. There are so many other things that hit our mind too.

This is evergreen list, they wont change with time…
1. Venky (Mr.Venkatesh , Thirupathi)
2. NTR (2nd Venky)
3. Flood
4. Naxals
5. GIRLS (ever ever green)
6. RICE , Food, Spicy meal…. (Die for a reason)

You know very well about the first two guys. The first one is a famous God in India and the second one is a famous God in Andhra

The next two is not of our concern. We dont deal with calamities here, so we are omitting those two points.

The last two are our points. GIRLS, of Andhra state are very cool, very famous because they are very Gorgeous. Im not saying that im from comparatively dry state. Its ok here, but Andhra is the best in these aspect. I have seen and fell in love with approximately 27 irresistibly good looking telugu Desam Girls. you know what love means right ?

Then the last point is the taste of India. Here India is used to refer Andhra. Rice, Spicy dishes are very famous in Andhra. Even the entire world is affected by famine, you can have an unlimited meal at Andhra Mess. Its heaven man. All time unlimited… rice, rice, dish dish yummy yummy…. Its , its, …. i got a bit emotional… I was shocked to know that West Bengal is the highest rice producing state. It should be Andhra man, i have never seen WB meals, Its always been Andhra Meals. They supply food to India man…..

The value of Indian rupee is partly determined by Hyderabad i guess I am not trying to ridicule them. Such a wealthy state… I would love to get married to an Andhra girl apart from the first reason of looks.

We make fun of them at Madras. we tease them with some funny names like Gulute, we always make fun of their brilliancy, but all are just for fun… Deep Down the Heart, We Love Them. We Love Andhra more than many things

In our daily life, there are so many “what ifs?”

What if, i got the last bus ?
What if, i didn’t see that pretty gal ?
What if, i tried to kiss her?
What if, my mom knows about my sudden change to Non-Veg?
What if, my wife knows about my Ex-girl friends broken marriage ?
What if, i met with an accident ?
what if …

yes. I want to analyze about this particular What if ……

What if, I met with an accident ?

Scenario : I met with a small accident . I am calling my best, lovable friends.

What would be their reactions ?

Babbu : what the hell you r saying ? Where ? Oh. Machi, i can understand the situation. but see, i have to board a bus, take an auto to reach there. Its really boring da…

vijay : cho cho… Machi… its really bad da. But see, it looks like raining da… while returning, it will be a problem for me da. More over, my dhadha ji saying no … sorry machi…

Mahesh : (with a cry) what da ? poda… its killing me… but see, in my purse, i have only 5 bucks da. I cant come there….

Kudi : (bad words) I will come now…vrooooooooooooooooom….
5 minutes later : call from kudi : Machi, i met with an accident on the way, thinking abt you da… please come and save me….

Samba : (not reachable)
(In case reached) : Machi, its really fucking driving da. Its really ruthless mistake da.. what the fuck you have done da… I have a show by 2:30 machi. I will come after that.

Boobu : Hallo… hallo…. who is this….? cannot hear you properly…. oh, ok ok…. i will tell others.. ( he might have understood that my relative met with an accident).

Dhaadi : what……..no no………I will be there…….
(After seeing blood spots) : (silently left)

Sano : what………….. oh no…………. wait……… ( start thinking) (its never ending process)

I could rather go by myself and get some bandages…..

These may not be their exact reactions, but more or less same.

Because of these reasons only, they are my best chaps……….

This post is about me and my friends. So proceeding further is at your own risk

In our lives, we have to face different kinds of people and situation. I am no exception. I have studied with people who were always ready to turn me down in all possible ways. I might have done such things to them though Anyway, raja is good. After the grad school, i studied with people who can do many things for me. They know abt me, i know abt them very well. After the college life, i never thought of making friends. In fact, i would be very selective when it comes to friends. Because i would do anything for my friends and my friends know that i guess

I was wrong. I met great people here @ Bangalore and eventually my friends list got enhanced. Each one, i met here were different, but all were good. See how optimistic i am I would love to write about them. Even though they are all waste fellows, they are very much worthy for me

Satthu – The worst guy. I gave my contact details to him, after we got selected into the same company. He use to ping me in g-talk and disturb me to the maximum extent he can. I thought of punching him right on his nose, when i see him in the company. But you know, professionalism prevented me from doing it. He is a clean tube light, but its sort of interesting. He has grown physically, but he is a child at heart. Sorry, he has grown physically, but not mentally (This is what i want to say).

Dinesh – Dhadiyan. He is another interesting character. He talks too much, so what, he resembles me a lot in that. But he is too good like a call girl, oops, call center girl over phone. His sentimental dialogues, makes me laugh rather than to feel. A cool guy with some humor sense. He is a good person to spend time with. One more thing about him, he resembles SHAKILA in black color

Nijaz – Kunjumoan, keralite. No more reasons needed for me to be his friend, right. But there are many more reasons. He is a good supportive kind of guy. Inspite of his Blood Pressure, he behaves cool at times. He gets annoyed even by some silly things (Like this post). Some times, acts pricey. But he is the best.

Perusu s.k.a. Karthi – He is sometimes known as karthik. He is a great guy. Very dedicated, whether it is academics, training or project, he is very dedicated. You can also add girls in that list, he is dedicated to them too. He is also very supportive when you need it. He gives many advices, sometimes really useful.( Its all because of the wisdom due to age). Ya, i forgot to tell one thing, he is multilingual specialist. which is his main plus for communicating with girls of almost all regions

Kumar & Jagadesh – I dont know, why i am writing about these two people together. Do you know ? They are such a good pair of friends. They use to be together in training times. (I hope not now, for gods sake). Jagadesh, a hyper cool guy with a beautiful cigarette case. Come on i was kidding, he also has a beautiful lighter. Cool, lets get out of personal habits here. He n kumar both are technical geeks, that is really not relative to their college. They are doing injustice for their institutions by involving in such technical activities. Both are good people which i realized after very long time (one month).

Thirugnana Sampath – Dont think anything considering his name. Its completely irrelevant. A real man, who worked in farm fields, reared cows, wrote perl scripts, now working on Unix. He is a great inspiration to me. I started earning when i was 14. I know how much pain i did bare. He did so many things more than that i guess. He is really cool and with whom i share many things. A great guy to spend time with.
To me sampath is the coolest person, i met in Bangalore.

WATER –> Thanneer, the all time favorite of me @ blore. He resembles my college friend, Dhaadi. He is also know as 24/7 comedy king. Thanner is similar to him. He does a thing without knowing that it would be a great comedy. He is really cool. He takes everything easily. Unlike Dhaadi, he thinks well too. A bit irregular when it comes to food and sleep, otherwise, a nice person. I enjoyed my stay @ bangalore mostly because of him. (I am proud to say that, he was my room mate for 3 months).

ps : I thought of damaging these guys, but i have written only good things i guess

A guy who never care about life and wana enjoy each and every moment at any cost, will feel bad when some people try to change his life into some serious stuff. Raja, me a guy who never feels seriousness in anything he does in life. I never like to be a responsible person. I never considered people around me when i did something that i wanted. At some stages of life, i felt weired. I was not me at few points. It was because of few people. I acted responsible or simply, i felt. So i hate all those people who made me to feel, who made me to feel that, i have to feel, who made me feel my life and roles.

First, i am using the real names in this post. If the name bearer read this post and felt awkward about it, please mail me and i might change names.

Divya : She is a good friend of mine.(I think so). I felt possessive only for one person and that is she. I never sounded so childish like that. So i hate her so much for changing my character of never caring for people.

Kudi : He is like me. He cares about me so much (I guess). If i feel for anyone’s progress in life, thats him. So much talented guy. So much advice in many issues from him. He is a friend, philosopher for me. So i hate him for making me realize that some people help me.

Akka : She is my friend’s sister. She likes me so much. I never felt such a deep love from a sister So i hate her so much…

Vijay : This guy is carefree. Similar to me. He is so intimate to me. I dont know why i added him in this list. Such a silent but powerful impact.

Prasi : Only gal in the college who believes that im not that bad. So i hate her for trusting me and made me to act accordingly to live upto the trust. She is a cute little creature whom i admire often.

Parul : I met her last december. Since then she was attending training with me in the company. I have never thought of having such a friend in such a short span. She is my sweet sister now. I bought medicines for her (Even though forgot to give), dropped her in hostel. I hate her for making me feel a relation and make me feel responsible.

Jeyanthi : My oldie sister sorry, my akka. She is one fine person i met in ibm. She is somewhat close to perfect. She knows what to talk to me, how to talk to me, how to handle one issue and lot more (If im not wrong). She thinks about me too. A person to think about raja is rare. So i hate her for making me feel my presence.

There are two more people i hate the most.

SUDAR : She is my friend for past 18 years. Yes, from kinder gardens. She was a rival and she is a rival now too, in all aspects. She is my inspiration in many. I tried and joined the present company only because of her. She teases me so much.
But its ok, i do make fun of her more than that. She promised me that, i would be her child’s God Father. First time in life, i was honored. So i hate her for giving me such a huge responsibility and making me feel like a Man

KUMAR : A guy who thinks, i am a major part in his life. I did many times think about it. What made him to think so ? There is another person in this category, Latha. I am not so sure about her. I am so special to them. Thats why i hate them. For making me feel that, i did something to be special in someone’s life

This is a sweet poem ( yaarum sollatiyum naane sollikarene ) is about my sweet friend, chellam a.k.a Prasi… She is the girl who attracted me the most in my class

செல்லம் எங்கள் அனைவரின் செல்லம்,
உன் உள்ளம் முழுதும் அழைகிய வண்ணம்.
உன் செயல் மற்றும் எண்ணம்,
யாவும் அழகு வெள்ளி கிண்ணம்.

யாரும் உன்னை அழைக்காத வகையில்,
நான் உன்னை அழைப்பேன் சபையில்,
நீ பொய்க் கோபம் கொண்டு உதட்டை பிதுக்குவாய்,
வெகுளி வழியும் என் சகோதரியாகிவிடுவாய் …

எப்பொழுதும் உன்னிடம் நான் பேசுவதர்க்கு முன்,
என் மனம் சோர்ந்திருக்கும் அதை அறிய மாட்டாய் நீ.
உன்னிடத்தில் பேசிய பின்னர் புத்துணர்ச்சி அடையும்,
அதையும் அறிய மாட்டாய் நீ.

என்னைத் தட்டி எழுப்பியிருக்கிறாய் என் செல்லம்,
அன்புத் தோழியாய் நீ இருக்குமிடம் என் உள்ளம்.

நான் நல் வாழ்வு வாழ வேண்டும் என்று,
எண்ணம் கொண்டவர்கள் சிலர் உண்டு.
எனது நலம் விரும்பியாய் ரூபம் கொண்டு,
என்றும் உண்டு ஒரு செல்ல பூச்சண்டு…

என் தோழியாய், என் சகோதரியாய், என் well wisherai,
என் வாழ்வில் பல பரிமாணத்தில் நீ…
குள்ளமே, என் செல்லமே, உன் அன்பு வலை,
என் வாழ்வுடன் பின்னியது, my sweet தவளை…..

ps : unnai marapena chellam