Actually when i wrote about Y factor, my friends asked me, the post is odd man out, because all of ur posts were about women Is it ? i read ma whole blog in a single stretch for the first time and discovered, yeah its true and im like ufffff. Am i always like this ? Whatever i wrote , revolves around gals ? Cooool….

So in contrary to ma last post, Y factor, here is X factors, i observed, assumed or imagined

Disclaimer : Im writing this for fun, if u r serious feminist and kill a guy who just says, “too many girls in my work floor its awesome / too many girls in my work floor, it sucks”, please spare me Im really harmless I ll try to be really really nice at some point

Here we go, the X factor !!!

X factor 1 : As far as women are concerned all men are stupid Most being the husband and least being the dad.

X factor 2 : Men are boring with all the jokes and funny talks. Gossip talks are the best entertainment !!!

X factor 3 : National welfare and National economy is based on the shopping ability of each woman.

X factor 4 : They never grow fat or old.

X factor 5 : They need the guy to select a dress for them, and they have to reject it and compare it over their own selection.

X factor 6 : Only girls can understand others, but they dont know hell abt the other one…

X factor 7 : They are never over done with the make-up…

X factor 8 : They are sweet to their mother-in-laws only if the later is diabetic…

X factor 9 : When the guy spends for his car, he is spendthrift and foolish, when he spends for her, he is matured and loveable.

X factor 10 : Even though they wana agree to most points mentioned here, they never do !!!

I remember a metal hanging on the wall of our house.
“I am the Boss of this house and I have my wife’s permission to say so !!!”

Sorry to leak your secret dad !!!

Actually, we get hell lot of advices from hell lot of people.Some might advice you not to read this blog, but dont believe them Explore it…

What are all the situation, you would get advice ? During exams ?
yeah,
mom : paathu eluthu da… (write well – literal translation : see n write)
son : athan panna poren (yeah im gona do that only)
mom : stupid….

dad : shhhh…do well, all the best..
son : thank you…

granny : do well all the best…
son : (ni 5th pass panniya, en 12th exam ku all the best solra !! ellam time…) sari sari…
(did u pass 5th grade ? you are wishing me success in exams… its all my fate !!!) ok ok

We might get advice while traveling to new place / relocated / job…

friends : macha, be careful with figures da, correct one atleast at this point of life……
Me : hmmmm… not in 23 years… do you think its gona happen now !!!

sudar : hey, remember, the gal should be elder than you.. then only it ll be cool

father : be careful while crossing roads…
son : (ayyo…. intha aalu niruthavae maatara ??? wont this man stop ???) ok ok…

We might get advice in many such things…
Here is a scene.

What advice you might get, when you try to meet a gal whom you are really interested in !!!!

Happened to me.. I was surrounded by some weird sensed ppl of course they are ma friends.. I was about to meet a gal. I sort of like her so much (for no reason ofcourse ). They started pouring in advice.

Advice 1 : macha, please dont go there without any reason and dont be very obvious.

Advice 2 : You have to be somewhat obvious then how would she get to know, you are interested in her ?

Advice 3 : macha, this tee-shirt is yuck. change to your favorite aviator tee da…
(my mind voice : hmmm. do i look good in this ? i dont think so !!!)

Advice 4 : after face wash, please apply some cream… its so dry da… u didnt shave properly today ? poda fool…

Advice 5 : Macha, its from proven survey, axe chocolate sucks. throw it away and use polo… we are americans now dude

Advice 6 : did u brush now ?
me : yeah in the morning (11 am) and its just 5 in evening…
Advice 6 : you are really stupid da… go n brush again… after that take these chewing gum….

Advice 7 : Your hair style sucks…
me : dai, i have only very few remaining da… what to do with these da…?
Advice 7 : comb it properly, i ll undo it… you ll be like YOOO….

Advice 8 : Dont wear your specs… That would spoil ur personality… ( i have not hear from anyone like me having personality !!!)
Thanks to this advice, even when she was sitting just in front of me, she was blur… bloody adviser 8…

Advice 9 : Not your Nike, use ma woodlands… It ll be rough and gentle at the same time ( is it so ???)

Advice 10 : dont try to impress too much… i know u suck at it… but do some talkings and try ur level best… All the best macha…

After all these advices, can you guess what happened ?
yeah, nothing I suck at it BIG time !!!

I was very reluctant about writing this post initially. Later, i came to a conclusion, no one cares about what i write, they just want to have fun and so do i

Why i was so reluctant ? Yeah, its about some particular group of people. Its about the people of the Great Land, Andhra….infact it should be ANDHRA

When we say Andhra Paradesh, the things come to our mind ?
1. Rajashekara Reddy (Recently updated, but got top spot)
2. Chandrababu Naidu (Diminishing person)
3. Chiranjeevi (emerging)

These are all the things, that are some what hot or hottest topics we remember when we think of Andhra. These are all just timely topics. There are so many other things that hit our mind too.

This is evergreen list, they wont change with time…
1. Venky (Mr.Venkatesh , Thirupathi)
2. NTR (2nd Venky)
3. Flood
4. Naxals
5. GIRLS (ever ever green)
6. RICE , Food, Spicy meal…. (Die for a reason)

You know very well about the first two guys. The first one is a famous God in India and the second one is a famous God in Andhra

The next two is not of our concern. We dont deal with calamities here, so we are omitting those two points.

The last two are our points. GIRLS, of Andhra state are very cool, very famous because they are very Gorgeous. Im not saying that im from comparatively dry state. Its ok here, but Andhra is the best in these aspect. I have seen and fell in love with approximately 27 irresistibly good looking telugu Desam Girls. you know what love means right ?

Then the last point is the taste of India. Here India is used to refer Andhra. Rice, Spicy dishes are very famous in Andhra. Even the entire world is affected by famine, you can have an unlimited meal at Andhra Mess. Its heaven man. All time unlimited… rice, rice, dish dish yummy yummy…. Its , its, …. i got a bit emotional… I was shocked to know that West Bengal is the highest rice producing state. It should be Andhra man, i have never seen WB meals, Its always been Andhra Meals. They supply food to India man…..

The value of Indian rupee is partly determined by Hyderabad i guess I am not trying to ridicule them. Such a wealthy state… I would love to get married to an Andhra girl apart from the first reason of looks.

We make fun of them at Madras. we tease them with some funny names like Gulute, we always make fun of their brilliancy, but all are just for fun… Deep Down the Heart, We Love Them. We Love Andhra more than many things

please visit Kaathal aarambam before reading this…

காதல் என்னும் ஆற்றில், திருமணம் என்ற படகில்,
மூழ்கினாலும் கவலை இல்லை , காதலில் தானே மூழ்குகிறோம்.

சினிமாவுக்குப் போகலாமென்று, கிளம்புகையில் மழை.
சோகமாய் அமர்ந்துவிட்டாய் நீ. வெயில் அடிக்கத்துவங்கியது.
வானவில் தோன்றியவுடன், பார்ப்பதற்காக உன்னை அழைத்தேன்,
எங்கே காணோம், என்று மீண்டும் சிணுங்கினாய் அழகாய்.

இதுவரை நீ வானவில்லை பார்த்திருக்கமாட்டாய் , சரியா என்றேன்,
ஆமாம் என்றாய் நீ கவலையாக…
சூரியன் இருக்கும் போது , நட்சத்திரம் தெரியாது,
அது போல தான் நீ இருக்கும் பொது, வானவில் தெரியாது.

வீட்டுக்குளே போ, நானாவது வானவில்லை பார்கிறேன் என்றேன்.
உண்மை தான், ஆனால் ஒரு வித்யாசம் உண்டு.
வானவில் வெறும் வண்ணங்களின் சேர்க்கை,
ஆனால் நீ, அழகுகளின் சேர்க்கை.

இப்பொழுது பார், வானம் வானவில்லை பிரதிபலிக்கவில்லை ,
உன்னை தான் பிரதிபலிக்கிறது.
என்ன என்றாய் கண்களால் ?
நீ நீல நிற சேலை அணிந்தவுடன் வானவில்லும் நீலமாகி,

வானமும் உன் சேலையைத் தான் பிரதிபலிக்கிறது
என்று உன்னை சுற்றிக்கொண்டேன்.
உன் சேலையின் வைர ஊசிகளைப் போல
செல்லமாய்க் கிள்ளி விட்டு அழகைப் பரப்பச் சென்றாய்…

Hi guys, posting after a long time, so the crap may be some what unfamiliar. So please bear with me.

This is just relating a couple of events that seems to be similar to me. Once we start, u will get what im saying. The analogies will involve girls in them, so if you feel, i am completely offending you girls, tell me so that i can correct.

1. When you and a beautiful girl are alone and you are scribbling about her in a note pad in the name of poem.

Analogy :
After entering the temple and reaching the main God’s Idol, then you close your eyes and pray.

2. Spending the last two hours with your Girl friend before she is gona be out for a vacation for a month or so.

Analogy :
Entering a Pizza hut at 5pm after a days starving and seeing a board “Unlimited Pizza till 7pm”.

3. When a beautiful girl is making a move on you but unfortunately she happens to be your close friend’s Ex-Girl friend.

Analogy:
Traveling in a luxurious cruise that is full of girls, who are homosexuals.

4. Speaking about some other guy’s good qualities to your Girl friend.

Analogy :
Explaining about the importance of life boat when you are struck in middle of the ocean.

5. When you are about to propose a girl and her mom call her and tell her about her dad’s sudden heart attack. .

Analogy :
God saves in time

I hope, i did well. Please share your view on this post and also post the analogies that strike your mind now

ps:
Commenting on this post

analogy : Making your contribution to world’s Best Literature on Girls

எங்கள் பழைய வீட்டை இடித்து புது வீடு கட்டினார் அப்பா,
எனக்கு பிடிக்கவில்லை. அந்த பழைய வீடு எனக்கு பிடிக்கும்.
புது வீடு மிகவும் அன்னியமாக இருந்தது. இரண்டு மாடி வீடு.
வெறுப்புடன் தான் தொடங்கினேன் அங்கு வசிக்க.
மேல் மாடிக்கு ஒரு தேவதை குடி வரும் வரை,
என் அப்பா செய்த உருப்படியான வேலை இது தான்.

வந்த உடனே கண்கள் உரச, நான் சொக்கித் தான் போனேன்.
தேவதை எங்கள் வீட்டில் குடி புகுந்தாள்
என சுவரொட்டி அடிக்க மனம் துடித்தது.
காலம் செல்லச் செல்ல, சிறிது முன்னேற்றம்,
பேசத் தொடங்கினோம். எனக்கு பிடித்த வண்ணமே அவள் இருந்தாள் ,
இல்லையென்றால், அவளுக்கு பிடித்த வண்ணம் நான் மாரிவிட்டேனோ ?

காலம் இன்னும் வேகமாய் சுழன்றது, காதல் மனதில் சுழன்றது.
கடிதங்கள் எழுதினேன், கவிதைகள் எழுதினேன்,
அதைவிட முக்கியம் அவைகளை உன்னிடம் கொடுத்தேன்.
காதல் பிறந்தது, காதலியாய் நீயும் கிடைத்தாய்.
வீடு மாறினாய், வாசம் மாறினாய், வாக்கு மாறவில்லை நாம்.
நன்கு படித்தேன், வாழ்வில் உயர்ந்தேன், உன்னை கரம் பிடித்தேன்.

ஆரம்பமானது நம் காதல் வாழ்வு.

ஆரம்பித்தது, தொடரும் இனி பகுதிகளாக….

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All of you, or atleast few of you know, that i would write some lines, thinking that they are poetic. So i did this work during my test hours for the past three years. But this last semester brought a difference. I have never captured by our college black cats and never stood before anyone regarding any matter. But now, a staff caught me in the exam hall with my tamil poem in my question paper. He complained about it in the office and i faced some problems due to that. They gave the question paper to me. I have all rights to write on it. Then please read the following lines and tell me what went wrong ?

என் பேனா முழுவதும் உன் காதலை நிரப்பி எழுதினேன்,
Paperல் முத்தமாய் நீ, மொத்தமாய் நீ.
என் நண்பர்கள் என்னை கேட்பதுண்டு,
ஏன் எப்பொழுதும் பெண்களைப் பற்றியே எழுதுகிறாய் என்று,
ஏனென்றால் பெண் தான் அழகு.
ஒவ்வொரு பெண்ணும் அழகு, தனித்தனி அழகு.
என்னைக் கவர்வது பெண் தான்.
நான் இது வரை சந்தித்த பெண்களில்,
நான் காதலிக்காத பெண்களே இல்லை.

I finished upto this line and that invigilator caught me. But the story continues like this.

என் தாய் முதல், அன்னை தெரசா முதல்,
இன்று நான் பழகும் என் தோழிகள் வரை.
என் காதல், வெறும் காதல் அல்ல, என் தவம்.
பெண் சமூகத்திர்க்காக நான் புரியும் தவம்.
பெண்கள் முன்னேர, ஆண்கள் தடையாக இருக்க முடியாது,
இருக்கவும் மாட்டார்கள்.
உங்களுக்குத் தேவை, சுதந்திரம் அல்ல,
சுத்ந்திரத்தில் தலையிடாமை. கவிதைகளையும் சேர்த்து.

பெண்மை பொலிவுர தேசம் மிளிரும்…..

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