Halo… I thought of writing about the gifting your loved ones a long time back. But i came through my sis blog and realized, she had already wrote a post about it. But, i know, i can present it still in a different way…. Lets discuss about different gifts for different persons at different occasion.So i proceed, please follow

1. First B’day--> A set of nice books. Let you be the first to provide the child, a source of knowledge… My choice would be “Swami Vivekananda’s Powerful words”.

2.Friend turned GF–> Your first gift should be a kerchief.It specifies the end of friendship. Make ur relation clear.. Am i clear…? ( sorry if im wrong).

3.Son’s 16th B’day–> A descent book or DVD related to sex education.

4.Mother’s B’day–> Cook a special favorite dish for ur mom( sorry if i hurt any girls)…

5.Husband’s B’day–> You know what……? A perfect kiss… A perfect day… A Perfect romance.Sorry i tried some thing else, but typed these stuff

6.Wife’s B’day–> Same as above. And some more. Visit Mother-in-law’s house.

7.Friend’s B’day–> If ur friend is a boy, present him, a laminated photograph of his figure..
If ur friend is a girl, obviously, PHOOOOOOOOO bear…..

8.Friend’s Wedding night ( first night)–> A packet of condom…( applicable to both men and women).

9.Boy friend’s wedding–>Gift pack your favorite Lip stick…. Want me to explain more…..?

10.Girl Friend’s wedding–> A box full of ash of the previous love letters with a letter enclosing “All is well”.

11. Friend’s Wedding Anniversary–>

1st anniversary–> A great dinner for couples and a memorable show case gift.
2nd anniversary–> If ur friend is male, gift him a shield. If ur friend is female, gift her with a sword.
3rd anniversary–> For male friends, additional security devices. For female friends, sword sharpening devices.

Same gifts for successive anniversaries.

How ladies take care or how ladies make their appearance when they attend a function, traditional or extra……….?

1. Facial:

All lands and pits are somewhat leveled and made into a plain surface by this technique. This is achieved by the application of a special layer of 1-1.25 inches thickness [approximately] comprising of lactocalamel like solutions, fair and lovely like creams and rose powder like mixtures. This is also called as plateau leveling.

2. Hair dress:

According to you know who’s father, this latest style may be witnessed in very dry areas of India and Somalia, where non-availability of water affects the life. This SEMBATTAI hair is obtained by coloring. This is forest leveling.

* 3.Threading: [Performed by experts, don’t try this at home]

This is a tedious process previously used by some terrorist groups.Most of the hair follicles of eyebrow are removed , leaving behind meagre amount , just for not to be accused . ( Terrorists remove their eyebrow to hide their identity).

4. Trimming:

The extra large hair follicles are subsided in this process, not to mention this in detail. In short, Veerapandia kattabomman girl is transformed into a madhavan or maddy girl.
This is Grassland leveling.

5. Dressing:

This is really a nice process by which they are encouraging the different talents in designing (sarees) and cutting edge technology (blouse). Most of the color selection and design are the cause for NEWS such as sudden death of 2 cows, loss of sight for 3 dogs and a 70 year old man. Reasons are still puzzling.

6. Accessories:

Usually this section helps ICCI bank’s business in the form of credit and debit cards and contributes a lot to the gold mine workers of South Africa.

7. Lip stick – Nail polish – Bindi:

This triplet combination is more powerful than 3-Tamil combination.

Lip stick might sometime contribute to the previous dog, cow news. [Rarely seductive].

Nail polish , eventually creates the movements of hands like a mirudhanga vidhvan for better exposure.

Bindi, difficult to find or feel its presence in most cases.
Note: All 3 are in same color mostly.

8. Slip-per:

Usually it will be some feet above the sea level. Basic idea behind this is to use them for seating arrangement (stool) in crowded, seat devoid situations. Rapidly developing as a lethal weapon with sharp knife heels.

9. Verification and confirmation:

Usually the one which (who) is married to or born with the lady are used in this section (first male appearance, wow). Feedbacks are not generally considered.

10. Muttham (Kiss):

Final stage, where the mirror image shows a sigh of relief, gets a (ich) kiss floated towards it, even implanted on it directly making the particular area lose its reflecting capacity.

In spite of all the teasing, most of the gents are proud to be used in verification (they too might get an ich sporadically) and want to become the mirror to get that beautiful one. Gents LUV them, Protect them, bcoz they are always PRECIOUS (even with flaws).