Prince Williams and Kate Middleton’s wedding is the Royal wedding we witnessed first in our life. Google logo, youtube channel, people on street, queen in her gown, other royals all over the world (ofcourse, i didnt find any royals from India in photos, pure democracy ), were attributes of the royal wedding. Every one talking about the pregnancy rumors and stuff. I mainly wanted to write this post, to post this picture. the caption for the picture from Jammy’s blog. “Royally Fucked”..

Actually, nick names, call names of people are really weird and awesome sometimes. I have a strong habit of addressing ppl with the call names that i come up with. Usually the names i come up with, would become much popular and much irritating to the beholders What are all the names and the reason behind them ???

1. Donjami – the most wide spread and wide used named for Dinesh Jayapathi. His mail id says, DonZami, which eventually didnt suit him, so i turned it to Donjami… Donjamiiiii… Sriram, enters our house with this weird koundamani sound, donjamiiiii, like injayiiii…. (Ivaru Don !!! )

2. Prem – Prem is the name, quite catching up between we guys. Karthik, with his weird haircut, suddenly entered our house like sri la sri, swami, Premananda So the short name Prem. Dont worry bro, soon the word will be spread !!! Actually, Mithun would be happy, if i also mention the name, “Raj Kiran” too here. I couldnt even imagine Karthik, with RajKiran’s Trousers and eating chicken leg piece !!! (He claims himself as “Ken” )

3. Chellam – Prasidha Raghuraman, chellam of cse b section 2008 bath. Name root cause, “i forgot” would be a good answer, illana machan kochuparu !!!
*update – Prasi is alsi known as ‘Thavala’ among a small group of people. I gave her this name, because, when she makes some sad faces, she would look like a thavala !!!

4. Mama – Guhan Almost all people he knows, except his mom and dad calls him mama, without even knowing the reason. Its a small secret between we guys, how he got this name

5. Buski – Sarath Kumar !!! (Terrific Voice Mail):P. Actually this is a copy cat. One of my classmates, Sarath is called as buski and i named this sarath also buski, but for the past few months, he is doing justice to the nick name “Enna buski, vanthathukku, ippo nalla Oothama irukka, America la Nalla saapado !!! ”

6. Payroll – Parul Some people call her payroll, some ppl, parooo, some ppl something else This payroll is just sticking to her still i guess, thanks to me

7. Sweety – Every one in my friends circle knows shalini kumari as sweety She is so sweet and i love calling her sweety chubby cheeks, rosy lips, so sweety !!!

8. Yakka – Some how i called her akka and it eventually turned into Yakka – Preethika !!! Terror of our Gang

9. Rambaby – This is my aunt. My granny use to call her Rama Kutti, which eventually got translated into Ram Baby. Her name is ramalakshmi, but everyone in our family calls her Ram Baby

10. VK – Vijay Krishna – Actually im so tempted to explain this name, but this guy would think im trying to insult him in all possible ways and thats my prime task So no explanation. But later the name developed into, (VK)^2, (VK)^3… till (VK)^5 i guess All sooper good developments !!!

Makkalae, Now u start !!!

I saw this article featured in yahoo home page. It was like awwww… It was funny and i loved it, but finally i asked myself after seeing the comments, is this article really needed ?

http://idiva.com/news-entertainment/top-10-rajnikanth-jokes/2455

Top 10 Rajnikanth jokes, is it really entertaining ? Is it really meaningful to tease a person who is loved like anything by millions ? Why people are doing this ? I dont like God, everyone proving its just an idea and not reality, but still we are not writing abt His Holiness anywhere in the wrong sense, because its belief and love of millions and billions. Feelings of a community is important to be considered before any article. Actually, i didnt want to segregate people based on community and stuff, but we should not lead to this talks.

So its always safe t play safe and dont meddle with some people’s interest Yahoo its not your way either i guess. so be nice to ppl of India and dont play stupid drty regional politics in the mainland

Waav… it’s my 3rd post in a very short time span… What’s this Y factor ? If you guessed it as questioning nature, that would be next post, who knows ? Ok, here we shall chit chat about the Y chromosomes and its effects…

This is definitely a non-male chauvinistic post Infact i might ridicule certain things of these Y chromosomes. What these guys normally do ? why they do these stuff ? what they really think about it ? (they includes ‘me’) Here it goes… What this Y factor does…

Y factor 1 : Guys think about ‘Nothing’.
This one, I realized after watching a video. We can think about ‘Nothing’ ? Yeah, its true. We do think about nothing and do nothing. This is like having two unlimited meals. Buts its real. Please check for the ‘Nothing Box’ inside your brain, specially designed to think about nothing.

Y factor 2 : Try to make fun/ crack jokes in front of a gal/ gals
This one is very common. Every one would have witnessed this. This happens at the cost of other guy That poor soul… Recently i have been to a birthday party and everyone targeted one guy and gals were (2 of them) laughing laughing all around. In some cases, gals do encourage these stuff by over laughing for some stupid blunt (mokka) jokes…

Y factor 3 : Boasting… a lot…
Can anyone say that their father is not a hero during their childhood ? Daddy would always top his office, center of attraction in locality, leader of his school day friends gang, college gang, everything… Believe me, Nothing is true… Because guys boast, boast, boast a lot…

Y factor 4 : Hiding sensitiveness
Guys are way more sensitive and emotional than girls, but they mostly are afraid to show it off. They hide it and they think thats the apt move. ( In a movie, Thanga Pathakkam – Shivaji would react on hearing the news of his wife’s death, i guess : same thing happens with all guys. They feel it but wont react)

Y factor 5 : Try to tease gals
Actually its sort of fun for guys to make fun of the gals. They may be their friends, relatives, neighbors, even passers by. The main focus would be on make-up (Indian gals), hair style and so on.

For Example : Gals lack sense of direction and sense of humor : this is what my Y guy keeps telling.

Y factor 6 : Possessive to the peak
Usually people would say, gals are too possessive, but it may not be true in all cases. Guys might be worse. They think themselves as kings and gals as their possession. That may happen due to extreme love, but still bla bla…

They might not even introduce their gal friend to many of their friends (Desi)… This happened to many of ma friends that includes ma ex-colleague (Ma**u)…

Y factor 7 : Afraid to be seen as a romantic (Not applicable to all Ys)
Guys want to be known as unromantic persons to the outsiders. They would definitely be hell lot romantics towards their ladies, but when asked to talk, they would try to showcase as unromantics. “No man, she asked me to come early to watch a movie, but im not going man, its boring”… But he would have watched, “sleepless in Seattle” more than 100 times with her…

Y factor 8 : Careless after Commitment
Before getting into a relation, they would act like most responsible, most romantic, most…. guys in the whole world. Once they got an ‘Yes’, everything changes with time… No flowers, no gifts, no jiggly-wiggly talks, …. I think actually im losing track of post

So its a full stop.

ps: another Y factor : Guys stop things abruptly. May not complete everything at first and add things later, like ‘ps’ in a blog post

Yeah. Actually this is not ma first time to some foreign land, but its ma first blog from a foreign land

Its the wealth capital, Abu Dhabi. The airport is awesome and the architecture is astonishing. The main drawback here is, i see more familiar desi faces than the expected, foreign magazine faces. Come on, still i have to travel some more time to get immersed in those colorful magazine faces.

Abu Dhabi in short :
* More number of toilets than passengers
* Its more like a shopping mall than some gigantic airport.
*The interior architecture reminds me of some Mosque like fort near Delhi
* The language they speak here (must be some crude form of arabic) is awesome rhyming
* Not only wi-fi facility, but also free systems are here, thats why this post

Have worked in IBM’s web portal, www.ibm.com and ‘Partner Commerce’ an Ecommerce web portal using C++, JavaScript, PHP and AJAX

Have very good Hands on Experience in DB2 and MySQL since the projects i worked used these DBs.

For Partner Commerce Application, I have provided 24X7 support in web tools and Database management. So I have a commendable experience in facing and solving issues.

As a Free Lancer, I have worked on various projects out of my own interest and also on demand from different clients. I have designed several web pages using PHP, MySQL and Dreamweaver. I have a very good experience in Web Content Management Systems like WordPress, Drupal and Joomla.

All of us or most of us (after considering me and kudi) are quite busy in their daily life. Skating inside house before going to college/office, spinning in office (not in college) and returning back as older man. So to avoid this, I have an imaginary world. Ya its wonderful….. We can enjoy each and every moment of life……

1. Enter this world as oldies with walking stick in your hand, with poor eye sight, with less/no teeth, with a loose jibba (you can find lots with samba). Girls , sorry no idea

2. Then, Come out of the office as retired person.

3. Then enter the office and work for son’s or/and daughter’s marriage, studies and lots of stuff and secure them a good life. Children are setteled now.

4. Now you will have your first night ……………………………

5. Then you will be having your marriage…………. Its great in reverse

6. Immediately after your marriage, you will leave your wife……sad……. But you will go with your Luv………………..

7. Then enter the college with fullest happiness…………..Enjoy the youth…….

8. After finishing the college life, go to school and study psychics, k-mystry and lots…..

9. Then Leave the school and entering the baalvadi or crèche, after this you are born……..

10. So finally its time for you to become a sperm and be ready for the transformation

Ps: The 4^th and 5^th are dragged separately a bit… Please bear with me