A big YES. We are preaching racism in each and every thing we do, in India. Our oldest religion Hinduism is modified to preach racism in the godly institutions. Our holy books are filled with racism. Our holy chantings are filled with racist ideas. We are the biggest racist country.

How come this is possible ? We are all Asian race, right ?
The world categorize us into Asian race. Are we really ok with that category ? NO. We are North Indians and South Indians. Infact, nowadays, we are North Indians, South Indians and Tamils.

How we got this categories into our minds ? How we got the initial idea of these races ? Aryan and Dravidian ? You could say the, im talking too much about Tamil and stuff. But the truth is, Tamils are under-treated in their own land. How this all started ?

It started way before ages. The Indian literature separate timeline as Yuga. We had so many kings in so many Yugas. How come all Gods are from the northern part of the Nation ? How come eventually they were kings once ? The people and politicians lived there were very clever to portray their kings as gods and established those facts in very strong form of literature, which eventually got translated into the country’s most powerful Holy books. For example, Bahavad Gita, Ramayana, Mahabharata, the list keeps on going…The people and politicians down south never thought about these plans and fell prey to them. So we still have great kings form South and good gods from North.

Ramayana – A compilation of the Author’s racist nature
Ramayana is the most racist book in the history of Indian literature. Rama was a great ruler, I would agree to that, but a god ? chances are very light. Rama – a beautiful guy, most charismatic king loses his wife to a demon from South… Really? Rama leaves his country and moves towards south. He sees monkeys living in south and monkey ruling those lands… Seriously ? Kishkinta mentioned in Ramayana tracks down to the present day Karnataka. People in Karnataka are monkeys ? Seriously how racist the author could get ? Then comes the worse. The Tamil speaking people down the south in SriLanka, which was an integral part of India then, were Demons. They were resisting Rama, the god. All people there are demons, evil spirits, the king is a demon, bla bla… Still you believe Rama is Lord ? ho ha ho… Its ur opinion.

Rama sent his wife to forest, because someone doubted her character (not even rama himself). Is this how you treat the sacred feminine ? This is clearly devised to propagate the dominance of males in the society over the Females. People believe it is a lesson to the world, how to life. Its clearly a gender discrimination message sent to the world. You still believe rama is a god ? Its your opinion…

We will discuss about this further in future posts.

So in contrary to ma last post, Y factor, here is X factors, i observed, assumed or imagined

Disclaimer : Im writing this for fun, if u r serious feminist and kill a guy who just says, “too many girls in my work floor its awesome / too many girls in my work floor, it sucks”, please spare me Im really harmless I ll try to be really really nice at some point

Here we go, the X factor !!!

X factor 1 : As far as women are concerned all men are stupid Most being the husband and least being the dad.

X factor 2 : Men are boring with all the jokes and funny talks. Gossip talks are the best entertainment !!!

X factor 3 : National welfare and National economy is based on the shopping ability of each woman.

X factor 4 : They never grow fat or old.

X factor 5 : They need the guy to select a dress for them, and they have to reject it and compare it over their own selection.

X factor 6 : Only girls can understand others, but they dont know hell abt the other one…

X factor 7 : They are never over done with the make-up…

X factor 8 : They are sweet to their mother-in-laws only if the later is diabetic…

X factor 9 : When the guy spends for his car, he is spendthrift and foolish, when he spends for her, he is matured and loveable.

X factor 10 : Even though they wana agree to most points mentioned here, they never do !!!

I remember a metal hanging on the wall of our house.
“I am the Boss of this house and I have my wife’s permission to say so !!!”

Sorry to leak your secret dad !!!

1. Donjami – the most wide spread and wide used named for Dinesh Jayapathi. His mail id says, DonZami, which eventually didnt suit him, so i turned it to Donjami… Donjamiiiii… Sriram, enters our house with this weird koundamani sound, donjamiiiii, like injayiiii…. (Ivaru Don !!! )

2. Prem – Prem is the name, quite catching up between we guys. Karthik, with his weird haircut, suddenly entered our house like sri la sri, swami, Premananda So the short name Prem. Dont worry bro, soon the word will be spread !!! Actually, Mithun would be happy, if i also mention the name, “Raj Kiran” too here. I couldnt even imagine Karthik, with RajKiran’s Trousers and eating chicken leg piece !!! (He claims himself as “Ken” )

3. Chellam – Prasidha Raghuraman, chellam of cse b section 2008 bath. Name root cause, “i forgot” would be a good answer, illana machan kochuparu !!!
*update – Prasi is alsi known as ‘Thavala’ among a small group of people. I gave her this name, because, when she makes some sad faces, she would look like a thavala !!!

4. Mama – Guhan Almost all people he knows, except his mom and dad calls him mama, without even knowing the reason. Its a small secret between we guys, how he got this name

5. Buski – Sarath Kumar !!! (Terrific Voice Mail):P. Actually this is a copy cat. One of my classmates, Sarath is called as buski and i named this sarath also buski, but for the past few months, he is doing justice to the nick name “Enna buski, vanthathukku, ippo nalla Oothama irukka, America la Nalla saapado !!! ”

6. Payroll – Parul Some people call her payroll, some ppl, parooo, some ppl something else This payroll is just sticking to her still i guess, thanks to me

7. Sweety – Every one in my friends circle knows shalini kumari as sweety She is so sweet and i love calling her sweety chubby cheeks, rosy lips, so sweety !!!

8. Yakka – Some how i called her akka and it eventually turned into Yakka – Preethika !!! Terror of our Gang

9. Rambaby – This is my aunt. My granny use to call her Rama Kutti, which eventually got translated into Ram Baby. Her name is ramalakshmi, but everyone in our family calls her Ram Baby

10. VK – Vijay Krishna – Actually im so tempted to explain this name, but this guy would think im trying to insult him in all possible ways and thats my prime task So no explanation. But later the name developed into, (VK)^2, (VK)^3… till (VK)^5 i guess All sooper good developments !!!

Makkalae, Now u start !!!

Certainly i have grown up Ma mom would not agree to it though, not because im her son, but she definitely had some doubts on my mental soundness when i proposed an idea of recreating the day during night by fixing a mirror behind the earth

I have come across lot of things, but when i think about it, i realize, nothing i have done all these years Still in the remembrance of these dead 24 years, i would like to pen down something…

Top 10s of my 24 years

1.
One luv: She was awesome, she was wonderful (to me). she was natural, she was honest, above all, she was beautiful . Anyway, She is no more single… she is happily married and i think she is with kids

2.
Two deaths: disturbed me a lot.
My very own grand mom. She is like a prime enemy to ma mom, but still she has always been sweet, sweeter, sweetest to me. For her im the whole world. She lived that long till her 80s just for me !!!(I still believe that )

My cousin brother. He was like my own brother, since he stayed with us most of the time. He might not be an entrepreneur, but he would have become one. I waited in mortuary to receive his body for an hour and it was one of the horrible moments of ma life. Death teaches man a lot.

3.
three misses:
* One of my close friends tried to ask me out, but i was so dumb, i didnt get it. Things would have been different now. We laugh at it even now when we talk (but definitely i missed !!!)
* I felt very bad when i got transferred to Chennai from Bangalore. I missed all my friends there and definitely we fell apart after that transfer. I should not have gone back to chennai…
* Terrible third miss – everything would have changed in ma life, everything would have been so different. I was so interested in catering, and got pushed into engineering by my mom and dad. I miss ma completely sponsored studies including 3rd year in Swizz !!!

4.
four weddings:
* Two are my cousins weddings, from which i realized, weddings are the only occasions where we could enjoy with our relatives, who otherwise might be torturous.
* Two are my friends weddings, jeyanthi akka’s wedding, pavithra’s wedding… They were awesome… also wanted to include thaneer’s akka wedding, but four weddings is kinda attractive

5.
Five friends of life:
* Kumar, sudar,sano,kudi and parul didi….
* I never thought, i would be so much valued by others or i would value someone above myself, these are the guys… My friends of life…
* We might not talk to each other in future, as often as we do now. We might lose others phone numbers, we might have forgotten their spouses names, but still… we are the best. These are my best buddies…

I wrote 10 points initially, but the rest 5 points were like,
six other sickos – ma awesome friends from college
seven sins, ma personal, terrible mistakes
eight cries – moments when i cried out loud…
nine nightmares – when i was like awww
ten things i would like to do

At this moment, i just wana thank ma mom for introducing me to this awesome world, with awesome bunch of people I luv u mom (also u dad ) and i luv u all

http://idiva.com/news-entertainment/top-10-rajnikanth-jokes/2455

Top 10 Rajnikanth jokes, is it really entertaining ? Is it really meaningful to tease a person who is loved like anything by millions ? Why people are doing this ? I dont like God, everyone proving its just an idea and not reality, but still we are not writing abt His Holiness anywhere in the wrong sense, because its belief and love of millions and billions. Feelings of a community is important to be considered before any article. Actually, i didnt want to segregate people based on community and stuff, but we should not lead to this talks.

So its always safe t play safe and dont meddle with some people’s interest Yahoo its not your way either i guess. so be nice to ppl of India and dont play stupid drty regional politics in the mainland

When I watched for the first time, “Fifty First Dates”. I fell for her (Drew!!!). First time is always the best. She was awesome, ofcourse, she is awesome and she will be awesome. Her smile, her chubby structure (Indians fall for this / especially Madras), attracted me like anything. I watched almost all her movies, and rediscovered my crush for her in every other movie. When i saw her in Duplex, singing her souls in Music and Lyrics, i thought i would be with her in dreams happily “Ever After”. Until i got a mail with an attachment containing a zip file.

I unzipped, just the file and i found a beautiful smiling gal. My heart said, “She is the one”. After sometime, i came to know her name is Swathi and she is the one who acted in movie “Subramaniyapuram”. I fell for her vampire tooth (our common feature) and gracious beauty. After completing my college i was simply sitting in home, jobless for few months. Daily routine would be after getting up, i sit in front of ma system and run the slide show of Swathis pictures. such an impact she had on me. My mom used to scold me like anything for simply seeing those slides with ma bournvita getting cold. Even now i do the slide show stuff once in a while.

I had a little crush for Shakira, when i saw “My hips dont lie” for the first time with ma friends. Even now in ‘Waka Waka’ she is matured, gorgeous and glowing more Whateee woman boss !!!

Before Olympics, i never followed Badminton much. People were talking about some new hopeful gal for India at Olympics at china. After seeing her at action, i was like waaaav….. she is ma celebrity. she is ma gal. She is ma love!!!! Saina…. She is cute, simple and inspiring. Here again in CWG, Delhi, Saina rocked !!!

The list goes on , on and on… like rediscovered ma crush for Ash in Robot, fell for jenelia’s smile in her new promo photos… Whatever it is, on the end of the day, my gal would be ma celebrity !!!

What are all the situation, you would get advice ? During exams ?
yeah,
mom : paathu eluthu da… (write well – literal translation : see n write)
son : athan panna poren (yeah im gona do that only)
mom : stupid….

dad : shhhh…do well, all the best..
son : thank you…

granny : do well all the best…
son : (ni 5th pass panniya, en 12th exam ku all the best solra !! ellam time…) sari sari…
(did u pass 5th grade ? you are wishing me success in exams… its all my fate !!!) ok ok

We might get advice while traveling to new place / relocated / job…

friends : macha, be careful with figures da, correct one atleast at this point of life……
Me : hmmmm… not in 23 years… do you think its gona happen now !!!

sudar : hey, remember, the gal should be elder than you.. then only it ll be cool

father : be careful while crossing roads…
son : (ayyo…. intha aalu niruthavae maatara ??? wont this man stop ???) ok ok…

We might get advice in many such things…
Here is a scene.

What advice you might get, when you try to meet a gal whom you are really interested in !!!!

Happened to me.. I was surrounded by some weird sensed ppl of course they are ma friends.. I was about to meet a gal. I sort of like her so much (for no reason ofcourse ). They started pouring in advice.

Advice 1 : macha, please dont go there without any reason and dont be very obvious.

Advice 2 : You have to be somewhat obvious then how would she get to know, you are interested in her ?

Advice 3 : macha, this tee-shirt is yuck. change to your favorite aviator tee da…
(my mind voice : hmmm. do i look good in this ? i dont think so !!!)

Advice 4 : after face wash, please apply some cream… its so dry da… u didnt shave properly today ? poda fool…

Advice 5 : Macha, its from proven survey, axe chocolate sucks. throw it away and use polo… we are americans now dude

Advice 6 : did u brush now ?
me : yeah in the morning (11 am) and its just 5 in evening…
Advice 6 : you are really stupid da… go n brush again… after that take these chewing gum….

Advice 7 : Your hair style sucks…
me : dai, i have only very few remaining da… what to do with these da…?
Advice 7 : comb it properly, i ll undo it… you ll be like YOOO….

Advice 8 : Dont wear your specs… That would spoil ur personality… ( i have not hear from anyone like me having personality !!!)
Thanks to this advice, even when she was sitting just in front of me, she was blur… bloody adviser 8…

Advice 9 : Not your Nike, use ma woodlands… It ll be rough and gentle at the same time ( is it so ???)

Advice 10 : dont try to impress too much… i know u suck at it… but do some talkings and try ur level best… All the best macha…

After all these advices, can you guess what happened ?
yeah, nothing I suck at it BIG time !!!

This is definitely a non-male chauvinistic post Infact i might ridicule certain things of these Y chromosomes. What these guys normally do ? why they do these stuff ? what they really think about it ? (they includes ‘me’) Here it goes… What this Y factor does…

Y factor 1 : Guys think about ‘Nothing’.
This one, I realized after watching a video. We can think about ‘Nothing’ ? Yeah, its true. We do think about nothing and do nothing. This is like having two unlimited meals. Buts its real. Please check for the ‘Nothing Box’ inside your brain, specially designed to think about nothing.

Y factor 2 : Try to make fun/ crack jokes in front of a gal/ gals
This one is very common. Every one would have witnessed this. This happens at the cost of other guy That poor soul… Recently i have been to a birthday party and everyone targeted one guy and gals were (2 of them) laughing laughing all around. In some cases, gals do encourage these stuff by over laughing for some stupid blunt (mokka) jokes…

Y factor 3 : Boasting… a lot…
Can anyone say that their father is not a hero during their childhood ? Daddy would always top his office, center of attraction in locality, leader of his school day friends gang, college gang, everything… Believe me, Nothing is true… Because guys boast, boast, boast a lot…

Y factor 4 : Hiding sensitiveness
Guys are way more sensitive and emotional than girls, but they mostly are afraid to show it off. They hide it and they think thats the apt move. ( In a movie, Thanga Pathakkam – Shivaji would react on hearing the news of his wife’s death, i guess : same thing happens with all guys. They feel it but wont react)

Y factor 5 : Try to tease gals
Actually its sort of fun for guys to make fun of the gals. They may be their friends, relatives, neighbors, even passers by. The main focus would be on make-up (Indian gals), hair style and so on.

For Example : Gals lack sense of direction and sense of humor : this is what my Y guy keeps telling.

Y factor 6 : Possessive to the peak
Usually people would say, gals are too possessive, but it may not be true in all cases. Guys might be worse. They think themselves as kings and gals as their possession. That may happen due to extreme love, but still bla bla…

They might not even introduce their gal friend to many of their friends (Desi)… This happened to many of ma friends that includes ma ex-colleague (Ma**u)…

Y factor 7 : Afraid to be seen as a romantic (Not applicable to all Ys)
Guys want to be known as unromantic persons to the outsiders. They would definitely be hell lot romantics towards their ladies, but when asked to talk, they would try to showcase as unromantics. “No man, she asked me to come early to watch a movie, but im not going man, its boring”… But he would have watched, “sleepless in Seattle” more than 100 times with her…

Y factor 8 : Careless after Commitment
Before getting into a relation, they would act like most responsible, most romantic, most…. guys in the whole world. Once they got an ‘Yes’, everything changes with time… No flowers, no gifts, no jiggly-wiggly talks, …. I think actually im losing track of post

So its a full stop.

ps: another Y factor : Guys stop things abruptly. May not complete everything at first and add things later, like ‘ps’ in a blog post

So, look how i am ignoring things that are happening to me in one day

Here it started… Some gal called Sushma Banerjee, (distant relative of Mamtha Banerjee), at UIC , MIS was born some 2X years ago in WB, IND. Guys were trying to impress her inspite of the fact that she is married and decided to throw a surprise party for her birthday. In order to cultivate good ties between the departments of Computer Science and MIS, i decided to attend the party. Guys promised me to give intro of some awesome gals in the party. And it has nothing to do with me going to party. As i said before, i went only for Ties b/w the departments. Banerjee lives in some awesome house, Duplex guys Appreciated her house keeping efforts and ice creams and I waited for the remaining gals to arrive. Then came the shock, No Gals coming to the party.. WTF…. I was …. cha… There started my bad day at banerjee’s bday….

Ma roomie’s / friend’s bday on next day, i mean same night. His friend /GF brought a cake, that saved us around $12 People gathered and it was nice party. chocolate cake, coke, birthday bums, waaav… remembered those awesome days.. But suddenly realized, i was deeply disappointed by the gals…. Oopsi, not even a single gal turned up for the party, ofcourse sankari was there, but i have met her already… I expected some new …oh no…

Then called akka and had a nice chat. She is doing well and i felt so so happy about it. Soon ma niece is gona rock the world… Suddenly i noticed some assignments were there on the algorithms website and i was blank Banerjee!!!you you you…. I tried to do the assignment, but u know, nothing good happens after 2 AM… (source : How i met your mother) So i hit the sack…

Morning i had a sweet sweet dream (secret) and woke up with full of energy and happiness. Oops again this assignment thought… crap man. I went to do it, but its time to class and missed bus and reached class… aaaahhhh. Everyone except me did the assignment. I was not enjoying the class at all. My SP (Algos professor) is talking (taking class) and im not seeing at her with a sense of content and bliss, which i would do usually…

Later i spoke with her, bla bla, left at work place, bla bla… she was looking at me
SP : what ? I was just looking at you, i was not listening to you…
Me : It happens to me often
SP : What ?
Me : bla – bla – left papers at office, bla bla….

Finally i told her i see her I was so happy that she excused me, but filled with worries abt office, have to fix Alicia’s system, set up bills printer, update the website, work on migration to .NET, design a DB using MySql, bla bla bla…

In the mean time i got a call from sriram about his GA. He got a job man. I was like so so so happy at the very moment. But again i started to think about the ppl who stabbed us. am i mad ???
come on sriram got a job and he is relaxed now. so am i

When i looked into my screen, i fixed a bug in software, all systems are connecting to the server now (that were not connected for past 2 years), all printers are working, my DB design is ready.

alicia : Jefrri, im connecting to server, all bugs are fixed, thanks to raja…. hurrayyy
Jeffri : Raja. yaeeee. you make people happy
me : Thanks

Oops, i have to catch the bus, do the laundry. prepare food for night, do the assignment, write the blog….

shebba…. we never enjoy the day

Infact i enjoyed it like anything. I was just imagining me being so mean and stupid
Its a wonderful day

Its a wonderful life !!!

ps : names changed from originals… i use o follow this naing convention. But i was not using it for this post. Later upon the advice of ma friend, i changed them…