In our daily life, there are so many “what ifs?”

What if, i got the last bus ?
What if, i didn’t see that pretty gal ?
What if, i tried to kiss her?
What if, my mom knows about my sudden change to Non-Veg?
What if, my wife knows about my Ex-girl friends broken marriage ?
What if, i met with an accident ?
what if …

yes. I want to analyze about this particular What if ……

What if, I met with an accident ?

Scenario : I met with a small accident . I am calling my best, lovable friends.

What would be their reactions ?

Babbu : what the hell you r saying ? Where ? Oh. Machi, i can understand the situation. but see, i have to board a bus, take an auto to reach there. Its really boring da…

vijay : cho cho… Machi… its really bad da. But see, it looks like raining da… while returning, it will be a problem for me da. More over, my dhadha ji saying no … sorry machi…

Mahesh : (with a cry) what da ? poda… its killing me… but see, in my purse, i have only 5 bucks da. I cant come there….

Kudi : (bad words) I will come now…vrooooooooooooooooom….
5 minutes later : call from kudi : Machi, i met with an accident on the way, thinking abt you da… please come and save me….

Samba : (not reachable)
(In case reached) : Machi, its really fucking driving da. Its really ruthless mistake da.. what the fuck you have done da… I have a show by 2:30 machi. I will come after that.

Boobu : Hallo… hallo…. who is this….? cannot hear you properly…. oh, ok ok…. i will tell others.. ( he might have understood that my relative met with an accident).

Dhaadi : what……..no no………I will be there…….
(After seeing blood spots) : (silently left)

Sano : what………….. oh no…………. wait……… ( start thinking) (its never ending process)

I could rather go by myself and get some bandages…..

These may not be their exact reactions, but more or less same.

Because of these reasons only, they are my best chaps……….

A guy who never care about life and wana enjoy each and every moment at any cost, will feel bad when some people try to change his life into some serious stuff. Raja, me a guy who never feels seriousness in anything he does in life. I never like to be a responsible person. I never considered people around me when i did something that i wanted. At some stages of life, i felt weired. I was not me at few points. It was because of few people. I acted responsible or simply, i felt. So i hate all those people who made me to feel, who made me to feel that, i have to feel, who made me feel my life and roles.

First, i am using the real names in this post. If the name bearer read this post and felt awkward about it, please mail me and i might change names.

Divya : She is a good friend of mine.(I think so). I felt possessive only for one person and that is she. I never sounded so childish like that. So i hate her so much for changing my character of never caring for people.

Kudi : He is like me. He cares about me so much (I guess). If i feel for anyone’s progress in life, thats him. So much talented guy. So much advice in many issues from him. He is a friend, philosopher for me. So i hate him for making me realize that some people help me.

Akka : She is my friend’s sister. She likes me so much. I never felt such a deep love from a sister So i hate her so much…

Vijay : This guy is carefree. Similar to me. He is so intimate to me. I dont know why i added him in this list. Such a silent but powerful impact.

Prasi : Only gal in the college who believes that im not that bad. So i hate her for trusting me and made me to act accordingly to live upto the trust. She is a cute little creature whom i admire often.

Parul : I met her last december. Since then she was attending training with me in the company. I have never thought of having such a friend in such a short span. She is my sweet sister now. I bought medicines for her (Even though forgot to give), dropped her in hostel. I hate her for making me feel a relation and make me feel responsible.

Jeyanthi : My oldie sister sorry, my akka. She is one fine person i met in ibm. She is somewhat close to perfect. She knows what to talk to me, how to talk to me, how to handle one issue and lot more (If im not wrong). She thinks about me too. A person to think about raja is rare. So i hate her for making me feel my presence.

There are two more people i hate the most.

SUDAR : She is my friend for past 18 years. Yes, from kinder gardens. She was a rival and she is a rival now too, in all aspects. She is my inspiration in many. I tried and joined the present company only because of her. She teases me so much.
But its ok, i do make fun of her more than that. She promised me that, i would be her child’s God Father. First time in life, i was honored. So i hate her for giving me such a huge responsibility and making me feel like a Man

KUMAR : A guy who thinks, i am a major part in his life. I did many times think about it. What made him to think so ? There is another person in this category, Latha. I am not so sure about her. I am so special to them. Thats why i hate them. For making me feel that, i did something to be special in someone’s life

Halo… I thought of writing about the gifting your loved ones a long time back. But i came through my sis blog and realized, she had already wrote a post about it. But, i know, i can present it still in a different way…. Lets discuss about different gifts for different persons at different occasion.So i proceed, please follow

1. First B’day--> A set of nice books. Let you be the first to provide the child, a source of knowledge… My choice would be “Swami Vivekananda’s Powerful words”.

2.Friend turned GF–> Your first gift should be a kerchief.It specifies the end of friendship. Make ur relation clear.. Am i clear…? ( sorry if im wrong).

3.Son’s 16th B’day–> A descent book or DVD related to sex education.

4.Mother’s B’day–> Cook a special favorite dish for ur mom( sorry if i hurt any girls)…

5.Husband’s B’day–> You know what……? A perfect kiss… A perfect day… A Perfect romance.Sorry i tried some thing else, but typed these stuff

6.Wife’s B’day–> Same as above. And some more. Visit Mother-in-law’s house.

7.Friend’s B’day–> If ur friend is a boy, present him, a laminated photograph of his figure..
If ur friend is a girl, obviously, PHOOOOOOOOO bear…..

8.Friend’s Wedding night ( first night)–> A packet of condom…( applicable to both men and women).

9.Boy friend’s wedding–>Gift pack your favorite Lip stick…. Want me to explain more…..?

10.Girl Friend’s wedding–> A box full of ash of the previous love letters with a letter enclosing “All is well”.

11. Friend’s Wedding Anniversary–>

1st anniversary–> A great dinner for couples and a memorable show case gift.
2nd anniversary–> If ur friend is male, gift him a shield. If ur friend is female, gift her with a sword.
3rd anniversary–> For male friends, additional security devices. For female friends, sword sharpening devices.

Same gifts for successive anniversaries.