In our daily life, there are so many “what ifs?”

What if, i got the last bus ?
What if, i didn’t see that pretty gal ?
What if, i tried to kiss her?
What if, my mom knows about my sudden change to Non-Veg?
What if, my wife knows about my Ex-girl friends broken marriage ?
What if, i met with an accident ?
what if …

yes. I want to analyze about this particular What if ……

What if, I met with an accident ?

Scenario : I met with a small accident . I am calling my best, lovable friends.

What would be their reactions ?

Babbu : what the hell you r saying ? Where ? Oh. Machi, i can understand the situation. but see, i have to board a bus, take an auto to reach there. Its really boring da…

vijay : cho cho… Machi… its really bad da. But see, it looks like raining da… while returning, it will be a problem for me da. More over, my dhadha ji saying no … sorry machi…

Mahesh : (with a cry) what da ? poda… its killing me… but see, in my purse, i have only 5 bucks da. I cant come there….

Kudi : (bad words) I will come now…vrooooooooooooooooom….
5 minutes later : call from kudi : Machi, i met with an accident on the way, thinking abt you da… please come and save me….

Samba : (not reachable)
(In case reached) : Machi, its really fucking driving da. Its really ruthless mistake da.. what the fuck you have done da… I have a show by 2:30 machi. I will come after that.

Boobu : Hallo… hallo…. who is this….? cannot hear you properly…. oh, ok ok…. i will tell others.. ( he might have understood that my relative met with an accident).

Dhaadi : what……..no no………I will be there…….
(After seeing blood spots) : (silently left)

Sano : what………….. oh no…………. wait……… ( start thinking) (its never ending process)

I could rather go by myself and get some bandages…..

These may not be their exact reactions, but more or less same.

Because of these reasons only, they are my best chaps……….

Once lived a happy person, thats me, who now is no more the same. I lost so many happiness in my life (still i am happy enough). But what are all the happy things lost in the recent past ? Yes, i am going to discuss about those stuff here in this post.

I am no exception from the ‘R’ word attack. Yes, its Recession. I never imagined of such a situation in my life, especially after i started catching my own fish. After completion of college, a vision to learn something and kick off my own start-up, occupied me. I was sincere to the vision and suddenly realized that i got placed in one of the worlds leading company. After that my vision blurred and when i tried to look into it properly, i was already hit by Recession

This Recession has a great influence in my personal life and work life. How ?

1. Previously, i used auto as my frequent mode of transportation. now, Bus, cycle, (walk – within 3 sq.km)

2. My earnings reduced to half

3. I appreciate my mom for cooking. It happens often

4. Its been 7 months since i purchased a shirt for me. (Last seen in a clothing shop : Oct,2008)

5. I used to recharge my mobile twice a month which is now recharged once in two months.

6. I use my credit card, atleast once a week, recently i surrendered my card.

7. I use to pay in all treats and get together, now im not even ready to TTMM (thu thu mein mein)parties

8. Above all, i didnt go for Naidu shop (road side shop) for more than 6 months, and i miss the hot spicy food very much

This is how Recession hit Raja

ps. Recently, i have launched RAJA RELIEF FUND. Willing people can contribute through post or bank account. Paypal is also accepted

This post is about me and my friends. So proceeding further is at your own risk

In our lives, we have to face different kinds of people and situation. I am no exception. I have studied with people who were always ready to turn me down in all possible ways. I might have done such things to them though Anyway, raja is good. After the grad school, i studied with people who can do many things for me. They know abt me, i know abt them very well. After the college life, i never thought of making friends. In fact, i would be very selective when it comes to friends. Because i would do anything for my friends and my friends know that i guess

I was wrong. I met great people here @ Bangalore and eventually my friends list got enhanced. Each one, i met here were different, but all were good. See how optimistic i am I would love to write about them. Even though they are all waste fellows, they are very much worthy for me

Satthu – The worst guy. I gave my contact details to him, after we got selected into the same company. He use to ping me in g-talk and disturb me to the maximum extent he can. I thought of punching him right on his nose, when i see him in the company. But you know, professionalism prevented me from doing it. He is a clean tube light, but its sort of interesting. He has grown physically, but he is a child at heart. Sorry, he has grown physically, but not mentally (This is what i want to say).

Dinesh – Dhadiyan. He is another interesting character. He talks too much, so what, he resembles me a lot in that. But he is too good like a call girl, oops, call center girl over phone. His sentimental dialogues, makes me laugh rather than to feel. A cool guy with some humor sense. He is a good person to spend time with. One more thing about him, he resembles SHAKILA in black color

Nijaz – Kunjumoan, keralite. No more reasons needed for me to be his friend, right. But there are many more reasons. He is a good supportive kind of guy. Inspite of his Blood Pressure, he behaves cool at times. He gets annoyed even by some silly things (Like this post). Some times, acts pricey. But he is the best.

Perusu s.k.a. Karthi – He is sometimes known as karthik. He is a great guy. Very dedicated, whether it is academics, training or project, he is very dedicated. You can also add girls in that list, he is dedicated to them too. He is also very supportive when you need it. He gives many advices, sometimes really useful.( Its all because of the wisdom due to age). Ya, i forgot to tell one thing, he is multilingual specialist. which is his main plus for communicating with girls of almost all regions

Kumar & Jagadesh – I dont know, why i am writing about these two people together. Do you know ? They are such a good pair of friends. They use to be together in training times. (I hope not now, for gods sake). Jagadesh, a hyper cool guy with a beautiful cigarette case. Come on i was kidding, he also has a beautiful lighter. Cool, lets get out of personal habits here. He n kumar both are technical geeks, that is really not relative to their college. They are doing injustice for their institutions by involving in such technical activities. Both are good people which i realized after very long time (one month).

Thirugnana Sampath – Dont think anything considering his name. Its completely irrelevant. A real man, who worked in farm fields, reared cows, wrote perl scripts, now working on Unix. He is a great inspiration to me. I started earning when i was 14. I know how much pain i did bare. He did so many things more than that i guess. He is really cool and with whom i share many things. A great guy to spend time with.
To me sampath is the coolest person, i met in Bangalore.

WATER –> Thanneer, the all time favorite of me @ blore. He resembles my college friend, Dhaadi. He is also know as 24/7 comedy king. Thanner is similar to him. He does a thing without knowing that it would be a great comedy. He is really cool. He takes everything easily. Unlike Dhaadi, he thinks well too. A bit irregular when it comes to food and sleep, otherwise, a nice person. I enjoyed my stay @ bangalore mostly because of him. (I am proud to say that, he was my room mate for 3 months).

ps : I thought of damaging these guys, but i have written only good things i guess

Hi guys, posting after a long time, so the crap may be some what unfamiliar. So please bear with me.

This is just relating a couple of events that seems to be similar to me. Once we start, u will get what im saying. The analogies will involve girls in them, so if you feel, i am completely offending you girls, tell me so that i can correct.

1. When you and a beautiful girl are alone and you are scribbling about her in a note pad in the name of poem.

Analogy :
After entering the temple and reaching the main God’s Idol, then you close your eyes and pray.

2. Spending the last two hours with your Girl friend before she is gona be out for a vacation for a month or so.

Analogy :
Entering a Pizza hut at 5pm after a days starving and seeing a board “Unlimited Pizza till 7pm”.

3. When a beautiful girl is making a move on you but unfortunately she happens to be your close friend’s Ex-Girl friend.

Analogy:
Traveling in a luxurious cruise that is full of girls, who are homosexuals.

4. Speaking about some other guy’s good qualities to your Girl friend.

Analogy :
Explaining about the importance of life boat when you are struck in middle of the ocean.

5. When you are about to propose a girl and her mom call her and tell her about her dad’s sudden heart attack. .

Analogy :
God saves in time

I hope, i did well. Please share your view on this post and also post the analogies that strike your mind now

ps:
Commenting on this post

analogy : Making your contribution to world’s Best Literature on Girls

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All of you, or atleast few of you know, that i would write some lines, thinking that they are poetic. So i did this work during my test hours for the past three years. But this last semester brought a difference. I have never captured by our college black cats and never stood before anyone regarding any matter. But now, a staff caught me in the exam hall with my tamil poem in my question paper. He complained about it in the office and i faced some problems due to that. They gave the question paper to me. I have all rights to write on it. Then please read the following lines and tell me what went wrong ?

என் பேனா முழுவதும் உன் காதலை நிரப்பி எழுதினேன்,
Paperல் முத்தமாய் நீ, மொத்தமாய் நீ.
என் நண்பர்கள் என்னை கேட்பதுண்டு,
ஏன் எப்பொழுதும் பெண்களைப் பற்றியே எழுதுகிறாய் என்று,
ஏனென்றால் பெண் தான் அழகு.
ஒவ்வொரு பெண்ணும் அழகு, தனித்தனி அழகு.
என்னைக் கவர்வது பெண் தான்.
நான் இது வரை சந்தித்த பெண்களில்,
நான் காதலிக்காத பெண்களே இல்லை.

I finished upto this line and that invigilator caught me. But the story continues like this.

என் தாய் முதல், அன்னை தெரசா முதல்,
இன்று நான் பழகும் என் தோழிகள் வரை.
என் காதல், வெறும் காதல் அல்ல, என் தவம்.
பெண் சமூகத்திர்க்காக நான் புரியும் தவம்.
பெண்கள் முன்னேர, ஆண்கள் தடையாக இருக்க முடியாது,
இருக்கவும் மாட்டார்கள்.
உங்களுக்குத் தேவை, சுதந்திரம் அல்ல,
சுத்ந்திரத்தில் தலையிடாமை. கவிதைகளையும் சேர்த்து.

பெண்மை பொலிவுர தேசம் மிளிரும்…..

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Halo… I thought of writing about the gifting your loved ones a long time back. But i came through my sis blog and realized, she had already wrote a post about it. But, i know, i can present it still in a different way…. Lets discuss about different gifts for different persons at different occasion.So i proceed, please follow

1. First B’day--> A set of nice books. Let you be the first to provide the child, a source of knowledge… My choice would be “Swami Vivekananda’s Powerful words”.

2.Friend turned GF–> Your first gift should be a kerchief.It specifies the end of friendship. Make ur relation clear.. Am i clear…? ( sorry if im wrong).

3.Son’s 16th B’day–> A descent book or DVD related to sex education.

4.Mother’s B’day–> Cook a special favorite dish for ur mom( sorry if i hurt any girls)…

5.Husband’s B’day–> You know what……? A perfect kiss… A perfect day… A Perfect romance.Sorry i tried some thing else, but typed these stuff

6.Wife’s B’day–> Same as above. And some more. Visit Mother-in-law’s house.

7.Friend’s B’day–> If ur friend is a boy, present him, a laminated photograph of his figure..
If ur friend is a girl, obviously, PHOOOOOOOOO bear…..

8.Friend’s Wedding night ( first night)–> A packet of condom…( applicable to both men and women).

9.Boy friend’s wedding–>Gift pack your favorite Lip stick…. Want me to explain more…..?

10.Girl Friend’s wedding–> A box full of ash of the previous love letters with a letter enclosing “All is well”.

11. Friend’s Wedding Anniversary–>

1st anniversary–> A great dinner for couples and a memorable show case gift.
2nd anniversary–> If ur friend is male, gift him a shield. If ur friend is female, gift her with a sword.
3rd anniversary–> For male friends, additional security devices. For female friends, sword sharpening devices.

Same gifts for successive anniversaries.

This is an analysis of Love. How people love and what made them to do so……? Why people are not loving……..? How they cover themselves from luv rays…….?and lots……..

Girls are really puzzling . They made a great impact in my luv life. I am now in a state to shout, ” I wont luv”. Because of some girls. No expression changes….

The thing is, I proposed few ( may be many) girls in my school days. But they said
“This is not the age and im not that sort of girl“…….
So many dialogs and im some what pacified by the feeling of entering the college. When i came here, all girls are already committed….. Oh bull shit., I had lots of plan here, but it was all screwed up…….

Girls are very much ahead. Calf loves ( Premature loves)are carried till college end and even they tie up knot….. Its sad boss……. Calf love are just meant for ……. meant for gaining experience….. You must show up in college and corporates…. Any way corporates may fire you….. So atleast in colleges………?Dont disappoint the guys …….

Shakespeare said,

“ Love will not have reasons,
If it has reasons, It is not love.”

But can we blindly follow these lines, without reason, love……? I will not take even a veg puff without reason, then how come hard feelings……? The second type of love (A) love, is much more drifted towards appearance. Though appearances are deceptive, they are the first attraction. Though girls are not that much fool to luv a guy just with his looks, they are fools enough to believe a guy with disguised character….Sorry to mention you as fools, but these guys are exploiting you a lot. And in the same time, Girls are no way inferior to guys in this aspect. Lets have this clash latter. So , Don try to impress your lover or love with ur made up character, because, your real show might disturb your love…. So folks serious advice over….. Coming to our session…

Please do follow these ten commandments for Luv…..

1. Dont carry ur calf love till college. ( Guys will be expecting ma).
2. Feel free to break up. Give way for new offers. You are worth it.
3. Think twice before you think.. So think more before you love.
4. Act without acting, be truthful atleast to your last( recent) love.
5. Dont commit yourself with words.( Words are sharper)
6. Never write a letter, u r not Milton or Shelly or Agatha…. ( It might keep you behind bars).
7. While making love, never make love. Stand in limits boss. Dont initiate Initial Process.
8. Be careful… Prevention is better than cure…
9. Do good things, u will become a lovable guy for all….
10. So, Do more, Love more ( or) Love more, Do more………………….

Disclaimer:
I have witnessed many luv in my life( of course, others love). So im writing on that basis and this may not be completely true.